Written by Andrew Lawrence

Thursday, 23 August 2007

Though many U.S. illegal immigrants from Mexico have little or no formal education does that mean they are stupid?

We let them come to America Illegally. We let them stay in America illegally. We let them earn money in America illegally. We let them have free health care and other social services. And we let them live and work in America even though many of them understand or speak no English, have no papers, education, skills or money. And if their children are born in America we give their kids automatic citizenship and a free education.

Looks like it's not the illegal immigrants who are stupid.

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