A recent development has sprung from the news that Cauliflower is now the least well educated of the vegetable family.
Concerns have grown for the educational attainment levels of vegetables, as recent records have shown that a single vegetable did not achieve a single qualification from the educational system in this year's bumper crop of school qualifications.
Dr Heinz Variety (a local authority) said: 'Vegetables, such as Cauliflower, and Brocolli spend so much time in school these days. I personally think that it is appalling and a sign of our society that we can give children a good start in life, but the future of our vegetables goes to the dogs in this way'.
