"Go f*** yourself in the a**, you son of a wh***" is what Nicolas Anelka is alleged to have told his coach, shattering the peace and tranquility of France, throwing a former superpower of the world into political and economic chaos. A study conducted...
England expects - that the team will not be packing its collective bags tomorrow and coming home to be pampered by the WAGs. Skoob Sports News are delighted to report that we got that one wrong. Because we just added a NOT there in Editorial. After t...
The glorious republic of France yesterday steamrollered their way into the last sixteen of the World Cup with a glorious 1-2 victory over host nation, South Africa. Reduced to ten men after a vicious South African challenge where one of their lot...
Immigration authorities say they fraudulently represented themselves as "professional footballers" when filling in application forms. Rumours of a mutiny have been swirling in the England camp ever since John Terry rebuked captain Capello for spea...
POLOKWANE, South Africa - A spokesperson for The French Football Federation is investigating allegations that one of the members of the French National Team violated established French soccer rules. The FFF is alleging that Nicolas Anelka willingl...
People's Korea - Pyongyang - Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal. Filled with tears of boundless gratitude to the respected and beloved Supreme Command...
Reports confirmed today from inside the England camp that first choice goalkeeper David James has taken to dressing as blind motown legend Ray Charles to try and boost morale in their world class attack . James was overheard in this mornings worl...
The man who last week was taken to a Johannesburg hospital with a vuvuzela sticking out of his arse, has been said by doctors to be 'out of danger', but may never walk again, it's been reported. The South African man had the instrument shoved up h...
The greatest Man, Lover, Warrior, and Football player of all time, Kim Jung Ill, has declared, "Ultimate Victory," in North Korea's bid to win the 2010 World Cup, despite the fact that ESPN is reporting that North Korea was eliminated by Portugal 7-0...
Pyongyang, North Korea - The North Korean government struck an agreement with the Asia-Pacific Broadcasting Union to beam a live broadcast of the soccer game on Monday of the match between North Korea and Portugal. But instead of this being a time to...
After Wayne Rooney's rant at the TV cameras evidence shows the whole England team have a wager on who can say the most catch phrases on TV. We understand Rooney is in the lead after Friday when he was heard to say at the end of the game 'Nice to s...
The call to Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, to take over from Fabio Capello as England manager, because Capello is a foreigner who doesn't understand English ways, has not had a response. This intrepid reporter knows why! Arsene uses the word a...
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney was said to be "in tears" after the team's disappointing 0-0 draw with Algeria on Friday night - a result that left England on the verge of expulsion from the World Cup. Rooney was upset by the bo...
Pyongyang, North Korea. It is reported here today that North Korean football officials have been approached by delegates from FIFA and asked to surrender all their nuclear weapons, suggesting that FIFA now sees itself as a quasi United Nations organi...
The scandal that has engulfed the France World Cup squad entered new territory this afternoon as the French national airline, Air France, refused to carry the team back to France. The decision by the French FA to withdraw from the World Cup has no...
There were some nervous faces around the South African capital of Johannesburg this morning, as reports came in that Zulu forces, numbering more than 120,000, were taking up positions on the outskirts of the city. The Zulus, the same ones that wer...
In the last few minutes, it has emerged from South Africa that the France World Cup squad is to leave the country and the tournament, BEFORE the team's last Group A game with hosts South Africa on Tuesday. The news comes close on the heels of a fa...
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