Everyone knows politics affects many areas of our lives including our most private moments. Now several states are considering budget cuts that will limit "convinces" along highways and travelers may have to potty in public.
In yet another cost saving move,American Airlines is removing all toilets from their aircraft, accept for one to be used by flight crew only. First class passengers will have to pay $5 per trip for the priviledge of using the flight crew's Johnny...
In the old days "indoor" plumbing was all the rage. Neighborhood hoodlums tipped over outhouses, sometimes with people still inside. This trend eventually led to the end of those days of trodding out on cold winter nights, but in a southwes...
The flood catastrophe that struck many towns and cities in England was totally avoidable, according to a sewage worker in Croydon.
Environmental Engineers from the WC Crapper Foundation have announced they have secured major private equity funding to complete the development of the world first paperless loo.
When a newborn infant was found in a public toilet at a Disney theme park, she was given the name Jasmine after the character from the movie mogul's Alladin.
WASHINGTON - President Bush signed another dictatorial 'Executive Directive' this morning banning the sale and possession of the trendy 'Toilet Targets' that have been popping-up in public bathrooms, sports bars, and homes across the...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) It appears the Commander-in-Chief has begun holding cabinet meeting in an unusual locale.
A previously unknown species of killer fish is invading America by swimmimng up drain pipes into toilets.
In a move that reminded political historians of the evacuation of the White House by Jimmy Carter, Gordon Brown entered the Prime Minister's residence on Downing Street to find it empty.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and introduced a bill regarding toilet seats. Under the new legislation, if it passes, failure to put the seat down would be punishable as a class C felony. In a male dominated House of Representatives, this measur...
Ten-year-old "Baby Jasmine," the infant discoved in a Magic Kingdom toilet, is slated to do her first commercial for Disney in September.
London UK: Singer George Michael, by his own admission "a 43 year old gay man", narrowly escaped a custodial sentence for DUI at a London court today.
She won't put it back up for me! It seems every woman I have ever dated, lived with, or even met have this "thing" about putting the toilet seat down. It transcends races, religions, National Origins and cultures. It is one peeve that holds all women of the world together.
In spite of protests from many sectors alleging elitism, Proctor & Gamble, makers of Charmin toilet paper, have announced that they will go forth with a plan to open a series of not so public restrooms catering to the toileting needs of the wealthy.
Washington, DC--President Bush today misinterpreted the wishes of Queen Elizabeth when she wished to see his own stately quarters.
A fierce struggle between allied forces and Moslem militants which flared last month over a misunderstanding involving U.S. men's toiletries is becoming focussed on a municipal toilet facility in Najaf.
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