Everyone knows politics affects many areas of our lives including our most private moments. Now several states are considering budget cuts that will limit "convinces" along highways and travelers may have to potty in public.
Restrooms will be toilet only, no paper, no walls and no sinks. When asked about the lack of walls leading to public nudity, one anonymous official explained, "It won't be public nudity as long as you are within three feet of the toilet, so stay close until you zip up. We just can't afford to jail travelers for exposure just because they couldn't hold it any longer."
The official was not concerned about the lack of sinks, "most people don't wash their hands any way, I know I don't."
