LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the little lost girl, Lindsay Lohan has finally come up against someone who is not the least bit impressed with her celebrity status. Los Angeles Judge Keifer "Coconuts" Quartzenbaum told the freckle-faced drama...
A random sample survey of UK prison inmates conducted by UPeepul has found that an astonishing 99 per cent of them are 'totally devastated' by the House of Commons vote depriving them of the 'human rite' to the Franchise - in other words, the right t...
Hans Leerdammer was arrested two years ago this month, and has a further four years and six months to run on his sentence. He has asked the Belgian prison service for a larger cell, but they refused, forcing him to go to the courts. The reason Lee...
Unnamed sources in Whitehall have revealed a loophole in parliamentary procedure covering conditions of service. Thanks to this flaw, MP's who are currently serving prison sentences for dishonestly claiming expenses can continue to claim expenses...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton who really hasn't done much of anything for quite sometime told her hairdresser Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon that she will soon begin filming the motion picture Freckles - The Lindsay Lohan Story. Hilton was asked by Pa...
The Lockerbie bomber, or Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi to give him his full techincal name, has been discovered by the United Nations to not actually be lying about having cancer. Mr Ali McGrath (Anglicised name) was released by the Scottish go...
VENICE BEACH - Well it appears that Lindsay Lohan's 'Flamingo Breeding Program' did not quite work. Last week Lohan traveled down to the San Diego Zoo and purchased a dozen flamingos (six male and six female) in order to breed them in her Hollywoo...
Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill! Nati...
Self styled Crossbow Cannibal, serial killer Stephen Griffiths is dying. Having been declared officially sane, the raving monster is being allowed to starve himself to death, in prison. Griffiths, convicted for the murders of Suzanne Blamires, Sus...
A leaked report from the Ministry of Justice suggests that ministers wish to save HMP Ford, the open prison in Sussex which was last seen going up in smoke, because, were it to close there would be nowhere to send disgraced MPS, Lords and D List cele...
LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Revue is reporting that Tanja Morson, girlfriend of Vincent Tabak has agreed to appear in a four-page nude photo layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Morson who is 34 told LMMR reporter Reginald T. Oxfordshire that she t...
Although the criminal case against accused gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, is just beginning, one thing is for certain: he's going to prison. And if the administrators over at the infamous Supermax facility in Fremont County, Colorado have anything to s...
Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...
The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US. The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and star...
Sussex - (Wormwood Scrubbers): Ministry of Justice bosses today blamed Ford Open Prison's openly gay woman governor for the weekend's rioting that burnt down the jail. 'Mean looking' Sharon Williams apparently sparked the blaze that caused £3milli...
There was chaos today at HMP Fraud in West Sussex when it was revealed that over 250 prisoners had written cheques for goods they could not pay for. Rioting village shop keepers surrounded the prison fences demanding their money or they would tea...
TheSpoof.com was mildly interested to see 2 of its less popular writers return to spoof writing, after a daredevil escape from the HM Holloway Prison. Collins, aged 92, and Dutton, aged 91, had spent the prior 9 months to the escape fashioning a h...
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