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Funny story: Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese diver, has shocked and astounded fans of his club Manchester United by announcing that he is to sign for their city neighbours, and fiercest rivals, Manchester City after the Euro 2008 championships are over. Rona...

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Funny story: Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City, the side newly-promoted to the Premier League after a thrilling win against West Country oiks Bristol City, are faring well in their first season in the top flight, and are currently in 8th position.

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Funny story: Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Duncan Whitehead, the writer on the satirical news site TheSpoof.com, has come under fire from members of the Hull City Psychos Literary Wing, after comments he made about the Tigers on the site were deemed &...

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Funny story: Hull City Fans Now The Most Feared In Premier League

Hull City Fans Now The Most Feared In Premier League

The supporters of Hull City, newly-promoted to football's Premier League, are now the most feared set of hooligans ever to grace the top flight of the English game, says an 'expert'. City fans, known as the City Psychos, are regarded throughout th...

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Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Title Race Was The Most Boringest Ever, Says Keegan

Manchester United/Chelsea Title Race Was The Most Boringest Ever, Says Keegan

The Premiership title race between Chelsea and Manchester United was the most boring thing that has ever happened in the history of sporting events, says excitable Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan.

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Funny story: Derby County announced as Premiership Champions!

Derby County announced as Premiership Champions!

Derby County have been announced as Premiership Champions after all the nineteen teams above them in the division were revealed to have been involved in the largest match-fixing scandal since Juventus in Serie A two years ago.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Reports coming out of Stamford Bridge this afternoon suggest that a dive by Manchester United whinger Cristiano Ronaldo long after fans had gone home was the cause of the scuffle between United players and

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Funny story: Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United

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Funny story: Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

St Andrews, the spiritual Home of Golf, was last night raided by City of London police, in an ongoing investigation into "corruption in golf".

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Funny story: Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham and Chelsea played an exciting game of football in the Premier League last night, which finished with the amazing scoreline of 4-4, with both sides scoring four go...

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Funny story: Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Kevin Keegan, the King of Tyneside, will be sacked from his other position as manager of Newcastle United after next weekend's defeat at the hands of lowly Fulham, who don't even warrant a se...

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Funny story: Pompey to be awarded FA Cup

Pompey to be awarded FA Cup

Following an amazing series of results, the FA Cup semi-finals were due to be contested by three lower league clubs and Premiership side Portsmouth.

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Funny story: Alex McLeish Defends Training With Cadavers

Alex McLeish Defends Training With Cadavers

Alex McLeish, the Birmingham City manager, has defended a controversial training technique whereby players tackle dead bodies leading to the horrific injury to the Croatian national and Arsenal player Eduardo at the feet of Martin Ta...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...

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Funny story: Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Newcastle United have taken the unlikely step of appointing Leeds United manager Dennis Wise as the Director of Football at St James Park, a move that is certain to raise a few eyebrows on Tyneside. Wise, who in the 1980s, famously helped vandalis...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of playing for at least three months today, after he suffered a Torn Ego in the 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge at the weekend.

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Funny story: Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

The Manchester United footballer at the centre of the controversial and exciting 'rape storm' allegation story, Jonathan 'Jonny' Evans, was framed by a Chelsea slag, sources at the cl...

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