Official notification is hereby given to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and that the entity formerly known as the United States Of America has been acquired in a hostile takeover by the newly formed Corporation of North America. All questions of national allegiance and international relations will now be addressed to the Halliburton America sec...
McDonalds announced today that it will add the McGangBang sandwich onto U.S. restaurant's menus, starting in October. The sandwich, which is an entire McChicken sandwich placed between the two beef patties of a McDouble double cheesebuger, went fr...
For many years, the biggest stumbling block in creating a working fusion reactor has been the material it is to be made from. The ITER reactor built in France to test out the new ceramic torus has shown that even the best ceramics struggle to contain...
Come as you are is a French advertising campaign being used by McDonald's in an attempt to lure the young gay buffed boys and parents into their stores. Like me, if you're gay, you'll spend a life time trying to keep up with the Matthews, Lukes an...
I'll start by making my apologies. I can be a little bit grumpy at times, especially when I am lacking in Vitamin Caffeine. However, that said, I feel that banning me from every McDonald's, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken and the like in the Royal Borough of Stockport was slightly harsh. McDonald's were the first. It was early. I walked in bleary eyed and asked quite plainly for a black cof...
Taiwan will never ask the United States to fight against China on its behalf, Taiwan President Generalissimo Chiang Kai-shek said in a CNN interview Friday, shortly after rising from the dead. "We will continue to purchase arms from the United Sta...
HOLLYWOOD - The world famous Hollywood sign which was built in 1923, is scheduled to be demolished in order to make room for a brand new Mickey D's Restaurant. Pablo Chimichanga, co-owner of The Chimichanga Cousins Demolition Company based in La B...
KANSAS CITY - The video of the woman caught thrashing the McDonald's Restaurant food counter in Kansas City because her cheeseburger was missing the cheese has resulted in an arrest being made. Alfalfa Trotterfunk manager of the restaurant stated...
McDonalds, 5* Michelin, haute cuisine, junk-food giants have beeb hit by a global "Gayphobic" virus in Florida. Their outlet in Orlando, Florida is used to being bashed by hurricanes, tropical storms, tsunami's, etc, but never "gay bashed" by "Gay...
DANBURY, Connecticut--In a stunning move being hailed as a "call to action" by the controversial Nobel Prize committee, Brian Sayler, who received pickles on his Big Mac despite his request that it have no pickles, ate the sandwich anyway on his way...
'Big Brother is essentially repetitive, voyeuristic nonsense. The public is fed up with nobodies lounging around and moaning every time they have to dress up as a shrimp or a matador to do a task. Next year, if I'm successful, Britain will finally se...
The Louvre art gallery in Paris has removed Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting 'La Giaconda', and replaced it with a portrait of Ronald McDonald. Louvre manager Morte de Cultur-Francais said 'It is to show how us proud French now encompass new an...
Three of the world's largest restaurant chains, each one the biggest in their food niche, have decided to merge due to the difficult economy. The change will become official at the beginning of 2010. The menus and marketing campaigns will also unit...
Earth - While mapping the star placements in a neighboring universe on the first day of April this year, the Hubble Space Telescope discovered something truly monumental, which has both PETA and the entire scientific community on an uproar. The monum...
Tehran - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that Iran has purchased controlling shares of the American fast food giant McDonalds. A jubiliant Amnadinejad said "Converting McDonalds to fanatical extremism has been underway for years." Attemptin...
SUNSET HILLS, Missouri - Both combatants in The Battle of The Burger Wars between Burger King vs. McDonald's have called a temporary halt to their 'fast food fighting.' McDonald's has called a truce because their soldiers (employees) can not stop...
The worldwide fast-food outlet's Ronald McDonald has unmasked himself after being abused on the internet by hundreds of children via his Facebook homepage. The Man behind the make-up said to the President/Director of McDonalds "I have been abused...
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