McDonalds, 5* Michelin, haute cuisine, junk-food giants have beeb hit by a global "Gayphobic" virus in Florida.
Their outlet in Orlando, Florida is used to being bashed by hurricanes, tropical storms, tsunami's, etc, but never "gay bashed" by "Gayphobians"!
The reasons for this sudden outbreak are the following:
A coloured girl, once a boy called Zikerria "don't touch my butt BOY" Bellamy has been refused work at McDonalds because of her "gender-bender"!
Her, his parents have accused McDonalds of hating Gays (although transexuals are not really GAY, just a bit funny that's all!) and is suing the Gayphobic bastards on grounds of sexual discrimination against their, errr, boy or girl, whatever?
A McDonalds representative gave the following statement:
"We at McDonalds do not discriminate against anything or anybody, BOY, unless they are vegetarians, don't like our hamburgers, talk like men and dress like women, talk like women and dress like men, are gay, unemployed Catholic Priests, don't laugh at our weirdo Clown and refuse to wear our stupid uniforms!"
The case has now been broadcast on You Tube and Zikerria has been offered a fantastic "blow-job" by the Mayor of Orlando and many others, weirdo's!