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Funny story: Mars Rover Grill?

Mars Rover Grill?

NASA - Officials in charge of the most recent Mars rover missions have announced that the red planet is getting into the kitchen appliances business. "When we got up out of that crater, we done saw the factories and the UPS trucks loading up wit...

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Funny story: Names of Space Rovers

Names of Space Rovers

Although everybody (at NASA, at least) only cares about what Space Rovers bring back from Mars or any other planet it might land on (Note to those people working at NASA - if you programme a Rover to land on Mars and it comes back wearing a colourful shirt covered in palm trees, wearing sunglasses, and also bearing photos from Pluto...then that's interesting), there's other things.

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Funny story: Reality TV Show for Space Rovers to be Filmed on Mars

Reality TV Show for Space Rovers to be Filmed on Mars

BBC TV have announced that they will be launching a new reality TV programme called 'I'm a Space Rover, Get Me Off This Planet', to be shown on the BBC's all new Reality TV Channel.

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Funny story: I Believe in a thing called space

I Believe in a thing called space

When u thought they couldnt get any more bigger and more OTT , The Darkness annouched they would do a gig for the missing space probe Beagal , but on MARS !...

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Funny story: NASA Press Briefing: "We're All Screwed!"

NASA Press Briefing: "We're All Screwed!"

In a stunning press conference held today, NASA had promised to make a "significant" announcement regarding findings from it's Spirit and Opportunity Mars landers, and for once, NASA did not disappoint. Details surrounding the announcement had been...

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Funny story: Spirit Gets the Boot

Spirit Gets the Boot

NASA has announced that the Mars Rover Spirit has been towed and impounded by Martian officials for illegally parking overnight near a crater.

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Funny story: Karl Rover Lands on Mars

Karl Rover Lands on Mars

At approximately 6 a.m. this morning, after many tense hours of nail-biting and caffeine overindulgence, the technicians at NASA's Mars Colonization Initiative Center were pleased to announce that the third Mars rover, better known as the Karl Rover,...

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Funny story: Mars Still Hungry

Mars Still Hungry

In another press conference held by Mars, the red planet adamantly defended its hunger to a crowd of shocked and upset reporters.

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Funny story: Beagle 2 lander found!

Beagle 2 lander found!

In a press conference held by the Beagle 2 lander late Tuesday morning, the lander made some comments pertaining to the previous conferences held by NASA and Mars.

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Funny story: Mars reacts to NASA Press Conference

Mars reacts to NASA Press Conference

In a press conference held this morning by Mars, the red planet made some statements addressing the charges alleged by NASA yesterday.

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Funny story: Opportunity Meets Spirit

Opportunity Meets Spirit

The two United States Mars rovers, Opportunity and Spirit, have been involved in a head on crash on the Martian surface. The two sets of NASA mission specialists who control the different probes apparently got involved in game of  "rover ch...

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Funny story: Life Discovered On Mars

Life Discovered On Mars

Scientists controlling NASA's "Spirit" Rover on Mars have announced that conclusive evidence of a primitive lifeform has been found. The red planet is being investigated by two separate rovers, Spirit and Opportunity. It is the former R...

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Funny story: Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

The latest Mars rover mission has made the astonishing fact that Mars is no bigger than a regular-size walnut.

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Funny story: Mars Rover "Spirit" Conspiracy By George Bush Revealed

Mars Rover "Spirit" Conspiracy By George Bush Revealed

NASA-The failed attempt by President Bush to cover up Spirit's loss of contact for weeks has finally imploded in on him. As previously reported UK's Mars rover "Beagle" attacked it and destroyed it[/link[. Embarrassed by his lack of rocket science...

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Funny story: Whitehouse reveals the real reason for mars mission

Whitehouse reveals the real reason for mars mission

Whitehouse Press secretary Scott McClellan, told reporters today that the real reason for this sudden mars exploration plan was all due to a mistake.

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Funny story: Milton Keynes Named As New Martian Capital

Milton Keynes Named As New Martian Capital

Kipper-ties fluttered and sports jackets came alive, today, when it was announced that the missing Mars Probe had been found orbiting the Open University headquarters at Milton Keynes.

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Funny story: Bush Announces 'Find My Mind' Program

Bush Announces 'Find My Mind' Program

President George W. Bush has announced plans to establish a permanent research station on the moon and send a manned mission to the planet Mars in an attempt to find intelligent life, namely, his brain.

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