There was growing concern in Westminster today as reports came in of large numbers of Cavaliers approaching the city. It seems that disenchanted citizens have banded together following the revelations about MPs' expenses and are marching on parliame...
News just in to further reports that the MP for Burnley has been creaming the accounts. The MP Kitty Ussher it has said of her that Kitty has taken from the Kitty. But a more outlandish letter has been put to the news desk here within the last fe...
Plans for an independent auditing body to check MPs' expenses claims are expected to be approved next week in Westminster. The independent body, MP5 Plc, will carefully review each Member's claims for such expenses as two homes within a mile of on...
An investigation by the Sunday BrownNoser revealed expenses claimed by MPs Gordon Brown: £800 fee on a course 'How to be a leader' Michael Martin: Speaker spent £1,400 on chauffeurs to his local job centre to claim Income support and housing benefit. Margaret Moran: £250 on a Weight Watchers course David Cameron: £2.50 for a hair cut at Imrans barbers and £25,000 on a...
MPs are facing allegations by the City that their allowances are far more generous and far less tied to performance than bankers' much maligned bonuses. In a statement for the City lobby group "FatCat", a complete banker said: "I don't where these...
What does The Telegraph say? The newspaper has published some of the most controversial type of MPs' expenses. Among them are Gordon Brown's £65,776 cleaning bill over three months, which was paid to his cat - Downing Street says as the cat's litter is so expensive, and Tiddles spends 12 hours a day washing itself, the money was to reimburse it for costs. And Alastair Darling's £13,332 claim...
Whitehall, London - An MP has been queried over an expense submitted for £1,000 for "lunch." Under the "Description" in the spreadsheet the MP called the expense "lunch for one at McDonalds to peruse important governmental documents". The unnamed M...
The latest news from the House of Commons is that Members of Parliament have approved the new proposed expense measures by a narrow margin. The revised process will restrict the amounts that MPs are able to claim and are designed to ensure a great...
As recriminations continue over Number 10's e-mail smear campaign, with Tory MP Nadine Dorries launching a claim for defamation against Damian 'Spawn of the Devil' McBride, it emerges that his colleague Derek Draper has lost a libel action against ri...
The content of the recent email smears against the Conservative party have been kept secret from the media due to the sensitive nature of the content. I have, however, gained exclusive access to them. For those easily offended please do not rea...
MPs have awarded themselves an extra-long break as from this summer, citing the highly stressful nature of their work as the reason. Announcing the change, Speaker Michael Martin emphasised how difficult an MPs job was. He said, "MPs sometimes hav...
The Office of Fairness & Hatred of Politicians (OoFHoP) has announced that due to budget constraints caused by the current economic recession, the government has no choice but to reduce its spending by a considerable amount. The only way thi...
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has announced new measures to address the escalating problem of burglary. The number of domestic break-ins rose by 4 per cent to 69,000 between July and September last year as the country slipped into recession. Key to...
A fresh helping of anguish peppered with disgust was ladled into the British public's soup bowl today after yet another MP's expense account was exposed to the nation. Simon Prissypants, the MP for Dribbly-Salterton,has come under-fire from protes...
TV bosses are debating on what to call a new show, should it be; "Second Homes?" or "My Little Empire?" or "At Your Expense?" They finally agreed on a name. Thus a new (reality) television series is to be broadcast later this summer called: "I'm a...
In an exposé that exposes things big style, I am ready to blow the lid off MPs who have their piggy snouts in the trough of the public purse. A story robbed off popular tabloid and rag, The Daily Mail, makes interesting reading, for there are at l...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown today suggested scrapping the controversial eight home allowance for MPs. 'Eight may be just too much for the taxpayer to finance', he said, 'seven houses is enough for anyone, even an MP. And I myself have only six hou...
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