JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
TEL AVIV (UPI)-Tourists visiting Israel can now see the country's several nuclear weapon's facilities and touch hundreds of the nuclear weapons after Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert officially opened them to international goodwill visits.
The European Commission has recommended that Israel be admitted to the European Union on Jan. 1 but attached unprecedented conditions, signaling there is still deep unease about the union's expansion into the Middle East and the potential econ...
Following calls for a respite in the cross border battle currently raging between Israel and Lebanon, well known Texan oil entrepreneur and giver of democracy to the needy and downtrodden, George W Tracy has decided to step aside from meddling in cou...
TEL AVIV (UPI)--Israeli jets struck Lebanese communities in new airstrikes early Saturday, as Israel's tanks and bulldozers rumbled over the Lebanese border and its forces seized villages as part of a real estate development project for the gover...
VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club television show, Pat Robertson told his audience that Israeli Prime Minister's recent massive stroke was divine retribution, stating "I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to app...
Iran's president graciously offered to send the entire nation of Israel back to it's beloved founding father Abraham, back even further to the days of baby MOSES even if that didn't suffice. Israel responded in kind with a counter nuclea...
ABU GHOSH, Israel - United States First Lady Laura Bush said Monday she was not surprised to be met by protesters during her tour of Mideast holy sites and pledged the United States will do all it can to help resolve age-old conflicts.
The world's biggest nuclear missile manufacture and their first line product, the European Airbus system A380, has been sold to Syria. Putin, the Russian sales agent is expected to get a megaton bonus this year for closing the deal in Israel toda...
The United States is intensifying its demand that Israel completely withdraw its troops from Syria.
ISRAEL, Gaza - Israeli ISPs were reported to be having a tough time installing the newly announced Israel, Palestine firewall last night as workers fell victim to the usual tea-break suicide bomb attacks.
A Palestinian boy drove his 1994 model toy car right into Israel's controversial West Bank Wall, leading to its collapse.
(Baghdad, Monday 28 June) In a widely expected move, representatives of the newly created Greater Israel today formally took over the running of former Iraq, under the leadership of Mossad's ex-Moscow bureau chief Iyad Allawi.
Members of the 1st Infantry division patrolling the Syrio-Arabian desert stumbled across an encampment of what they originally thought as Bedouin nomads. Reporter Seymour Cheet, embedded with the 1st ID reports “These guys looked like they stepped out of the history books, they had no modern clothing and have never met or seen our type of people before" Further questioning and investig...
Columbus, OH-- Israel has assassinated the Palestinian Observer to the Model UN in a missile strike late last night, local authorities have confirm...
"At last, the US and Israel have come to their senses" said Dr Khan, the nuclear scientist who sold Pakistani nuclear secrets to Libya and N.Korea, following the announcement of Mordochai Vanunu's release. "Nuclear scientists are artists",...
Last night at a pub (a very drunken one), the lone Jew in the bar erupted, "I've got a great solution to the Middle East mess, - not just the one Cheney and Sons put us into last year, - no I'm talking about the one the U.N. put us into in 1948 when it created the State of Israel, thereby royally pissing off to this day all of the Surrounding Arabs.
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