Written by Noddy Bigears

Thursday, 28 April 2005

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Putin, Ruthless Software Sales Engineer, Sold The European A380 Plus Nuclear Warhead, To Get His Bonus

The world's biggest nuclear missile manufacture and their first line product, the European Airbus system A380, has been sold to Syria. Putin, the Russian sales agent is expected to get a megaton bonus this year for closing the deal in Israel today. Software sales engineers are known to be ruthless, but the latest deal has shocked the World and Putin is no exception in targeting his bonus

Syria, has flown the latest system for the first time today. Unfortunately, for U.S. rival Boeing Inc, the Putin system sold and delivered can direct 560 tons against the US compared to the mediocre 461 tons of the Boeing system. Initially, the European system was perceived to be for delivering weekend shoppers to Israel from Syria but now the details of the system delivered have made a mockery of the Western World. It seems that Putin has used his inside knowledge of the software engineering World to confuse his Supreme commanders.

He had promised to meet his quarterly and annual democracy sales targets demanded by Mrs Condoleeza Rice-Putin and there is no doubt that he has achieved those software sales - unfortunately, in order to meet those objectives, he has been economical with the truth and he has added a few tons of nuclear grade material plus the new European Aircraft to sweeten the software deal. Ruthless, even insidious software dealers and insiders have been shocked by the deal.

President Bush has sponsored US Boeing to the limit on the much smaller 787 Dream-in-the-sky-liner which may be due in 2008 and has won future orders for operation in the whole World but has yet to have had the same level of subsidies as in Europe, unfortunately he has blown his sales budget on mass distribution engineers into the Middle Eastern countries such as Iraq without the software engineering required.

Israel has many shopping centers that will suffer badly by this latest software deal. The new flight system will be capable of a day quick trip to New York, USA or Sidney, Australia and worse still requires a runway that is actually longer than the distance from Syria to Israel. This means that local targets will be ignored and of no interest in the new commercial agreement.

Software Sales Executive Putin confirmed to Israel "The only way you can ever come into contact with these software systems and the aircraft that fly like missiles to their shopping centers would be to attack Syria. Do you want to do ever miss that?''

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Israel, nuclear

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