Written by Dark Gorman

Thursday, 1 July 2004

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The Israel, Palestine firewall, which is currently under construction

ISRAEL, Gaza - Israeli ISPs were reported to be having a tough time installing the newly announced Israel, Palestine firewall last night as workers fell victim to the usual tea-break suicide bomb attacks.
Foreman Ahmed al-Massin explained that Ariel Sharon felt the firewall necessary given the recent rise in popularity of internet network gaming titles like ‘Online Palestinian Martyr' and newest SIMS title ‘Separation Wall Expansionist Architect' amongst youths.
Concerns about the firewall were voiced by Tel al-Bassus, President of Tel-a-VIVID Gaming Company, who have had plans to release a network game titled ‘Occupier' - an RPG where the gamer plays Israeli Prime Minister and can take control of Palestinian water, air and borders, confer rights on Israeli refugees and not to mention kill the occasional Hamas spiritual leader.

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Topics: Israel, suicide

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