In a surprise move Jet Blue has concluded a secret purchase of 6 new AirBus 4380 MFBP aircraft to be delivered prior to the 2008 winter season. Inside sources have detailed Jet Blues' proposed use of the new monster aircraft.
As if the cost of living wasn't sky high enough, the government slaps on more sky high tax for being sky high.
Sources close to M15 have revealed that there may be an Irish connection to the alleged terror plot against US Aircraft flying from the UK.
Hollywood - All over the US people are talking about the proposed airport scans. Surveys formal and informal show a distinct adverse response, despite the authorities' touting its benefits to flying safety. "We can see that hair gelignite and to...
Similar to the swallows flying back to Capistrano in the spring, or the seasonal animal migration across the Masai Mara in Kenya in the fall, like a stiff hangover following a night's drunk, (Mel Gibson has volunteered to address any Jewish group...
So the big news flying around (or more accurately walking around in circles waiting for its cage door to be opened so it can slowly walk out and then be immediately shot) is the news that Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney viciously shot a 78 year old hunting partner in the face. Mr. Cheney “intended” to shoot a Quail, but instead shot his fellow Quail killer in the face. If only the Quail w...
Fans pummeling Players, Players pummeling Fans, Fans hospitalizing Coaches, Coaches flooring Referees, Cheerleaders trampling Fans, chairs, cokes, bottles and projectiles flying all directions but UP, complete and utter knock down drag-out CHAOS in...
PARIS (AP) A flying donkey last night crashed through the 3rd story window of an unnamed "hotel" in the Bois de Boulogne district. The occupant of the room said, "I was .. taking care of a .. client when CRASH all of a sudden there...
NEW YORK (AP) As one witness put it, "one parade didn't see the other one coming so before you knew it .. tubas and .. Squarepants floats flying every direction".
Flying in the face of proverbial cliche, 14 chefs from the Madison Hotel, Albany, Winsconsin, produced what many hotel customers described as "one of the best broths I have ever tasted".
SPOOFNEWS EXCLUSIVE-Threats of a pandemic of avian flu have put asunder the old adage that ‘birds of a feather flock together.' Fearful that they'll suffer needless genocide at the hands of untrained, uneducated, paranoid general public, birds that n...
It was the same day that I’d been woken at about 3am by a bat flying around my bedroom. I’d been dreaming about searching for the actor, Tom Selleck whom I eventually found living in a caravan in a remote field. I was somewhere in the no-man’s land between sleep and wakefulness, when I became aware of something, a presence, in the room.
Sacramento - In the wake of a deadly midair collision between a pair of flying bikes, California governor Ahnold Schwarzenegger today outlawed all flying cars and motorcycles. "The public is just not ready" said the Gropester. "If a couple of kids...
That was some flying. Two week road trip, 219 laps around the planet, six passengers in the back seat, drop off 15 tons of supplies at the International Space Station, three space walks, patch a flat, clean the windshield, check the water and oil, an...
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - The long running pay dispute by airline pilots has been resolved and a trial period by Swiss airline Tobler Air has proved successful for the pilots but it is not proving a hit with the passengers.
SEATTLE - The Boeing Company announced Monday that it will begin production of the new T7 'AirTrailer'. Initial sales include a company-record 22 units from the U.S. discount carrier AirSouth.
The creators of the recently won Ansari X Prize have announced a new challenge for pioneering aviators. The Newly announced Ansari Y Prize offers a reward or $15,000,000 to the first team to lose Richard Branson in deep space. The contest is expec...
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