Johannesburg SA: Mr. Equine Butt of Chicago IL took his family to see the World Cup football matches. The football matchup between the USA and England being a once in a lifetime event, not occurring since the War of 1812. Mr. Butt came with his...
Critics have blamed England's poor performance in their opening World Cup game against the USA on 'eccentric' training sessions in which the players practice with bricks instead of footballs. The bizarre technique was recently introduced by coach Fab...
It seems that England keeper Robert Green is blaming a pack of hyenas he spotted on a safari trip for his World Cup howler against the USA. According to the West Ham man's friends, when Clint Dempsey unleashed that half hearted shot at him, he cou...
England's "keeper", Robert Green let the round hockey puck slip right through his hands, and an assured victory against a well-playing USA team turned into a 1-1 tie. The game, which, according to United States' Eastern Time, was played at 3:30am...
In a scene reminiscent of Boston Red Sox Bill Bruckner letting the world series get away from him with a ground ball through his aging legs, USA fans were hysterical with glee as they won a moral victory in a 1-1 tie with their mates across the pond...
England may be featuring at this years World Cup, but sadly the popular English song 'Three Lions' will not as it's now been banned following a tragic and freak accident. The 1996 hit for The Lightning Seeds and official anthem for England's Euro...
In an unprecedented show of aggro, Fabio Capello, England Manager, (you should know that by now!) was seen banning several press photographers from outside the England's team showers. The press were allowed in after a training session including...
It's coming home! That's official, confirmed today by FA spokesman Swine Goring-Derrickson. The England team bus will be coming home whatever the outcome of the 2010 World Cup finals in South Africa. "Oh yes, you can count on it," Goring-Derric...
The first World Cup match between England and the USA has been put in jeopardy by Barrack Obama declaring the game should not go ahead due to the oil spillage by BP in the Gulf off the American coast. He wants a 0-0 draw to be declared a result witho...
Bookmakers have cut the odds on England star Wayne Rooney being sent off in the World Cup after his referee rant during a warm-up game. The striker was booked for dissent during England's 3-0 victory over Platinum Stars after allegedly saying "f**...
With England's World Cup opener less than a week away, it has been leaked that the USA will be using "mind game" tactics in the match to help give them the edge and possibly cause an upset. Former USA defender Alexi Lalas spoke about the tactics,...
England captain and star of the classic BAFTA award winning TV show 'Rio Ferdinand's Wind-ups', Rio Ferdinand is out of the 2010 World Cup after suffering a freak injury. Ferdinand was stood on the edge of the penalty box in a training session wi...
Sensational news has just been revealed, in that Emile Heskey, the man that many did not want to travel with the England squad to the World Cup Finals, is in the pay of the Algerian mafia. Although generally classed as a donkey when it comes to fo...
Fooball bosses admitted today that "terrible mistakes" had been made when announcing England's final 23 players for the World Cup Finals. Bosses blamed Fabio Capello's inability to communicate effectively in English for the fact that Boris Johnson...
LONDON - Dr. Andy Harland is the designer of the new Adidas Jabulani football that will be used in the World Cup matches. Dr. Andy, as he is called by is wife and most of his kids, said that he actually worked on the football project with a crack...
After much deliberation, The Italian, who looks like he's left his false teeth at home, has finally mumbled. He has named the 7 which will remain at home and have the luxury of watching the World Cup on their 60 inch LCD TVs, while guzzling a bottle...
The Algerian 2010 World Cup team manager has said his team will kick the ass off the England team when the two country's meet in the first stage of this years football competition in South Africa. England will meet the formidable Algerian team on...
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