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Funny story: "English" wine to be produced in France

"English" wine to be produced in France

After a disastrous growing season, the English wine industry has taken the decision to re-locate to Southern France, in a bid to ensure decent crops for the future.

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Funny story: Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Ex-England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has been confirmed as the new Manchester City manager, and is expected to be sacked within 10 months. Eriksson, 59, has agreed a three-year deal worth £9million, and has been promised £100million of laundered...

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Funny story: Amorous Bulldog

Amorous Bulldog

12 June 2007 John Prescott Office of the Deputy Prime Minister 26 Whitehall London SW1A 2WH England D...

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Funny story: BBC Fat Cats on Weed?

BBC Fat Cats on Weed?

20 June 2007 Lorraine Heggessey British Broadcasting Corporation 20 - 21 Newman Street London W1T 1PG England

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Funny story: Tough lie in the rough

Tough lie in the rough

12 June 2007 The English Golf Union The National Golf Centre Woodhall Spa Lincolnshire LN10 6PU England

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Funny story: Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

The young England team booked their place in the semi-finals of the European Under-21 Championship last night with goals from Reading's Leroy Lita and Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire in a 2-0 w...

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Funny story: England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.

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Funny story: England Players Demand Pay Increase

England Players Demand Pay Increase

England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a

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Funny story: David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...

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Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.

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Funny story: England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV

England manager Steve McClanger confessed last night that he had always been a fan of David Beckham, and said that he thought he was "the best player the world had ever seen". There was a s...

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Funny story: Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor Misses His Call Up To England U-21 Squad Due To Various Reasons

Gabriel Agbonlahor, the strangely-named Aston Villa player, missed the chance to join the England U-21 side because of a mix-up with his mobile phone, says the England international football website,...

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Funny story: England's Rich Cheese-rolling Tradition Carries on; assuring the world the dance of the human lemminings continues

England's Rich Cheese-rolling Tradition Carries on; assuring the world the dance of the human lemminings continues

Gloucestershire, England - England has once again out done herself. Show casing to the world her greatest contribution to it since afternoon teatime, Thomas's English Muffins and Shakespeare: The rolling of a 7-pound wheel of cheese down a very seep hillside, nearly a vertical incline, and pursuing it with a careless regard for life or limb, tumbling head over heels, arms and legs flailing hel...

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Funny story: Brits Celebrate Top Award!

Brits Celebrate Top Award!

English people are the lardiest in Europe - it's a fact!...

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Funny story: No Walking in Woking!

No Walking in Woking!

The rise in people walking has risen says, one walking expert from Woking.

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Funny story: All Hail The Cocktail Party!

All Hail The Cocktail Party!

Dammit! I've been so busy, I have totally forgotten The Queen of England is in the United States to celebrate the 400th anniversary of a town which was replaced, and this is going to be a big problem. I just know somebody is going to goad me into coming to their cocktail party to meet Her Majesty Elizabeth and head Consort Philip, and I'm not prepared. I know this because anybody who lives...

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Funny story: Door to door ass checking scam! A bum deal?

Door to door ass checking scam! A bum deal?

Details of a new door to door scam have been revealed, showing just how easy it is for people to be duped on their very own doorsteps.

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