Written by Leevil

Saturday, 19 May 2007

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The rise in people walking has risen says, one walking expert from Woking.

Mr William Walker from Woking, originally from Worcester. Claims more people walking because working is less active.

The study, based on people from Woking and Worcester, shows 75% increase in walking, as instead of waiting.

The increase in walking has also improved health, with less people worrying and more relaxing.

But controversial plans to ban Walking, Strolling, Rambling, Prancing, Trotting in Woking is very worrying for William Walker.

"I've enjoyed walking in Woking and all this talking is very worrying and at first I thought they were joking". But Mr William Walker has decided to arrange a walking protest, to wave the walking ban plan in Woking.

The final decision will be decided next month as counsellors decide.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: England, Walking




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