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Funny story: Pia Toscano Finally Speaks Out And Blames The American Idol Judges For Her Elimination From American Idol

Pia Toscano Finally Speaks Out And Blames The American Idol Judges For Her Elimination From American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Pia Toscano who was the odds on favorite to win this years edition of American Idol and who surprisingly got eliminated on last weeks show has finally spoken out. Toscano had refused to make any comments and would merely smile her lo...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday

Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth will be celebrating her 85th birthday on April 21. Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that when Prince Philip asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday she replied for him to surprise her. At first Philip figured that he would buy her a brand new yacht, but then he realized that she had not used the one he bought for her back in 1995. He then thought...

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Funny story: The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

LOS ANGELES - As American Idol Host Ryan Seacrest asked that the stage lights be dimmed, He remarked that the night's "Bottom Three" consisted of Stefano "Lasagna" Langone, Jacob "Ebeneezer Baptist" Lusk, and Pia "The Model" Toscano. "Peaches" Seacrest quickly sent Jacob back to the "Safe Seats" leaving Stefano and Pia alone under the bright American Idol spotlights, which many have said are so...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame. Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest declared that the problems permeating the s...

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Funny story: The Seductively Sexy Julianne Hough Reveals That The &quotErotically Provocative" Photos On The Internet Proclaiming To Be Her Are Not

The Seductively Sexy Julianne Hough Reveals That The "Erotically Provocative" Photos On The Internet Proclaiming To Be Her Are Not

LOS ANGELES - American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and his girlfriend Julianne Hough were recently having dinner at the five-star Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Restaurant noted world-wide for their Moo Moo Goo Goo Boo Boo Crab Rangoon. Afterwards they were approached by a long time friend of Ryan's Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine. Caruso, who is no relation to Anthony, Abner, or David Caru...

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Funny story: All The Behind-The-Scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

All The Behind-The-Scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

HOLLYWOOD - Fantasia Barrino, the winner of American Idol season number three, in 2004, returned to the AI stage and performed her newest song. The song which was written by Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres, two former AI judges who were both fi...

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Funny story: American Idol Eliminates Two Singers In One Fell Swoop

American Idol Eliminates Two Singers In One Fell Swoop

LOS ANGELES - American Idol host Ryan Seacrest stood on the stage with the "Bottom 3" contestants and quickly told Paul "The Shoe Shuffler" McDonald that he was safe. Peaches Seacrest then turned to the two remaining "Bottom 3ers" Naima "Jumpin' J...

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Funny story: American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now. Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called a press conference and told the me...

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Funny story: American Idol's Casey Abrams Is Thrilled At Being Nominated For An Emmy For His Recent "AI" Performance

American Idol's Casey Abrams Is Thrilled At Being Nominated For An Emmy For His Recent "AI" Performance

LOS ANGELES - Casey Abrams, the American Idol contestant who is the first to ever appear on the show with a 'stand up bass' is ecstatic at the fact that he has been nominated for an Emmy Award. Abrams was notified by certified mail that The Academ...

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Funny story: Kid Rock 'Rocks' The American Idol Judges With His Way-Out-Of-Line Insulting Remarks

Kid Rock 'Rocks' The American Idol Judges With His Way-Out-Of-Line Insulting Remarks

DETROIT - Kid Rock has just assumed the role of The Big Bad Wolf and fired off a salvo at Little Red Riding Hood. And in this case Little Red Riding Hood is represented by the American Idol judges, Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson, Jennifer "La Tush...

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Funny story: The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Kelly Clarkson, the very first winner on American Idol performed before a sold-out crowd at The Nicotine Stained Ashtray Auditorium in Raleigh. After the concert she spoke backstage with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette...

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Funny story: American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

LOS ANGELES - Casey Abrams and Stefano Langone stood in the American Idol spotlight which was now focused on the two who remained of the original bottom three singers for the week. Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest had already told Thia Megia, 12, (16...

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Funny story: One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk. But Lusk has been told by the shows producers that he needs to to...

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Funny story: American Idol: Karen Rodriguez Told To Head On Back To New York - Pia Toscano Says She Can Smell The Finals

American Idol: Karen Rodriguez Told To Head On Back To New York - Pia Toscano Says She Can Smell The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - Last year's American Idol winner Lee DeWyze got to showcase his brand new song "Beautiful Kinda Like You Sorta" and The Black Eyed Peas got to showcase their lead singer Fergie's new "Non-Fergie" look. Lee did good and he did manage to...

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Funny story: American Idol: Randy 'The Dawg' Jackson Asks "Yo Yo Dawg, Wassup With The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie?"

American Idol: Randy 'The Dawg' Jackson Asks "Yo Yo Dawg, Wassup With The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie?"

HOLLYWOOD - The American Idol lights came on and we saw the Black Eyed Peas on stage, or at least 50 percent of the BEP's. Fergie was sitting on a piano that was being played by, he of the lower case, will.i.am. But as the camera zoomed in on M...

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Funny story: American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - No matter how far Haley Reinhart goes or does not go on this years edition of American Idol, she will now forever be remembered as "Lipstick Girl." During Reinhart's AI performance she choose a song by Whitney "Hmmm" Houston tilted "I'...

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Funny story: American Idol's Ashthon "The Little Supreme" Jones Gets Sent Home

American Idol's Ashthon "The Little Supreme" Jones Gets Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's 'Lucky 13' contestants have now been cut down to a dozen of one, two half dozen of the other. The season's first three singers who found themselves in the infamous "Bottom 3" were Karen Rodriguez of New York, Haley Reinhart of Illinois, and Ashthon Jones of Georgia. And after sitting through live performances from Adam Lambert and P. Diddy, or Puff Diddy, or Puff...

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