At first New England Patriot fans suspected that their team had caught a bad virus from the Red Sox. The first half against the Bills looked putrid. Welker and Gronkowski fumbled and dropped catches. Gostkowsky missed a couple of field goals, and...
Dear Sirs, I read the Magazine article "Situations vacant. Typical British family wanted" by Mr Clive Danton and was quite horrified, how on earth did he know I am a junkie and my 14 year old daughter is a crack hoe with two children from different fathers? He hacked our mobile phones. If this article is not removed I will contact ITV4 and inform them we are not doing the programme. Yours Fa...
Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...
London UK: The Times of London has purchased the publishing rights to stories of the on-line humor magazine The Spoof. Times of London executives indicated that the Sunday on-line edition of the newspaper would include five of the best spoof stori...
I awoke, and perused the warning signs on my morning medications before taking them: Warnings: If you miss dose and it is close to the time for your next dose, miss that one... Do not give to children or and adolescents below 18 years of age... Possible Side Effects: (To numerous to mention) If you take more ........ than you should go to the nearest Hospital A&E... Do not stop...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a vertically challenged Scouser who pretends he's really from Salford because it sounds a bit more 'street' revealed today that he's looking forward to jetting off to Mediterranean hotspot, Barcelona, on Tuesday. "I'...
Popular website, The Spoof, has been identified as the source of the network crash that brought down the O2 phone network. "It turns out," said Tom O'Byle, technical director at O2, "that the Spoof was being run from the laptop of the editor using...
Satirical website, TheSpoof.com is reportedly considering the introduction of an all new forum slot dedicated exclusively to cyber-bullying and online flaming, although at this point, this has yet to be confirmed. "What it is, right," Spoof ne'er...
A Wisconsin woman is reportedly facing charges after she allegedly attacked her husband for reading alternative news websites, including "The Spoof." Lisa Bradford, 56, was charged Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court with one count of disorder...
Cockney hard man Danny Dyer is to embark on his toughest mission yet: rolling with the tough guys of Britain's amateur satire writing scene, and it's going to get messy. The six episode series will begin Wednesday on Sky 3, sandwiched between Ross...
The University of Dorking has been rocked by a controversy that threatens to have major repercussions for one of its prestige Departments, writes Storm In A Teacup Correspondent, Will Slather. This controversy, which threatens major repercussions,...
Los Angeles - "Nobody wanted to screw with the iconic nature of the Spoof website,' Larry Hagman said tonight, "but we saw a unique opportunity and ran with the ball." The 80 year-old star was commenting on reports that he and his fellow Dallas...
Our pressroom has witnessed some amazing events but none to approach our excited Royal Correspondent who was overcome by the Diamond Jubilee celebrations. He ran along the Thames towpath interviewing happy people gazing at the river as the boats w...
Dear Spoof: I'm now in favor of gay marriage. That's different from before, when I was kind of in favor of it. I'm just saying, if I was gay, I'd get married. I mean that in a good way, of course. President B. Obama Dear Spoof: I always thought Rip Taylor was an American genius. I hear he'll be playing at 'The Comedy Dump" in Houston, TX later this month. I'll probably see you there if yo...
Well it started out like any other day at the office. I turned up, made myself a cup of tea, then got the computer running ready to write another 2000 words for my daily output. Only, today, something was different. As I logged into my writers desk, it looks like I have been given the key to the approvals centre. Have I accidentally put in the wrong password? Is the Y2K bug finally kicking in,...
Certifiable idiot, Skoob1999 has finally achieved his lifelong ambition, by being inducted into the Spoof Hall Of Shame, in Hog Jaw Arkansas, alongside such Spoof writing luminaries as Wonky Moods, Feargal McCartney, Duncan Disorderly, the Queen Moth...
A distraught Martin Shuttlecock, one time Dorking resident, now of Titchfield, somewhere near the Isle Of Widget, today revealed that he has been forced into paying £300 in order to have his latest Spoof news item published. "Ten pee a story doesn...
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