Dear Spoof:
I'm now in favor of gay marriage. That's different from before, when I was kind of in favor of it. I'm just saying, if I was gay, I'd get married. I mean that in a good way, of course.
President B. Obama
Dear Spoof:
I always thought Rip Taylor was an American genius. I hear he'll be playing at 'The Comedy Dump" in Houston, TX later this month. I'll probably see you there if you go, which you should.
Yours Truly,
Rip Taylor (not the same one)
Dear Spoof:
Feel free to congratulate me, I'm getting married. You may ask, "What does a vital relatively young man see in a talking pumpkin like me?" Go ahead, ask. Everyone does.
Barney Frank
Still denying any wrongdoing
Dear Spoof:
I didn't cut that kid's hair in high school because he was gay, I cut it because I didn't think it suited his face. I hope that clears things up.
Mitt Romney
I have feelings too
Dear Spoof:
Given that I did some good things, I would have thought that hell would be nicer.
Ted Kennedy
Dear Mr. Spoof:
I have a bone to eat with you. I read you all the time and never got a "Thank You" note. I would think that it would be only common courtesy to thank me for reading you all the time. If you do not respond, I will consider that my "Thank You." If you do respond, then I will be upset. You don't want that!
Retired Crossing Guard Barbosa Mucus (retired)
Dear Spoof:
I have strong opinions and I hate Sarah Palin. I wouldn't date a woman like her. Or any woman for that matter, since they all despise me.
Dack Rimbo
My Mom's House
My Mom's City
