Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 30 June 2012

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Aaaarrrgh! Please Don't Flame At Me! I Don't Like It!

Satirical website, TheSpoof.com is reportedly considering the introduction of an all new forum slot dedicated exclusively to cyber-bullying and online flaming, although at this point, this has yet to be confirmed.

"What it is, right," Spoof ne'er do well Martin Shuttlecock told a man in a pub. "There doesn't seem to be an outlet available at this current time, which enables people who simply want to be a pain in the arse and belittle others in the worst possible manner. So we - the Coal Hole Mafia - put it to the Capo Di Tutti Capi, that we should have a forum dedicated exclusively to being absolutely horrible to each other, everyone else, including our dear departed mums, and with the added attraction of lots of swearing and personal abuse. Of the vilest nature. We think it's a great idea. We're just waiting for some feedback from the boss. He'll probably politely tell us to 'fuck off' but that's life. Innit."

Faroe Islander Laars Turdsday greeted the possibility of a cyber-bullying/flaming forum with great enthusiasm.

"If this works out, it's great news for me and my family," Laars told reporters. "It means that I won't have to go out on a boat shepherding innocent pilot whales to the grind. That's when we force the whales up onto the beach and repeatedly cut them with edged weapons, whilst they piss out so much blood they turn the sea red, and scream in agony as they die. A flaming thread is by far the better option. It means I won't have to go out in the cold severing the arteries of intelligent mammals and hack lumps off them whilst they are still alive. I can dissect people online, and the beauty of it is, I need never walk further than the fridge and back. For a cold tinny and that."

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: The Spoof, Whale, flaming

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