Confusion reigned at the Emirates Stadium this morning after it was announced that Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger had walked out of the club just hours before the Gunners' biggest Premier League game of the season so far, against Hull City at the KC Stad...
Hull City, the 'Premiership newboys', whose League form away from their KC Stadium has, by far, outstripped their displays at it, have applied to the FA to play all their remaining fixtures away. The Tigers have lost four of their nine home games...
THE ARSENAL manager, Arsene Wenger, was unable to explain his youthful sides defeat to lowly Burnley in tonights Carling Cup quarter-final clash at Turf Moor. When asked if goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski should have done better after he spilled the b...
Arsenal FC representatives tonight blamed the BNP and a pan-continental conspiracy on their ignominious exit from the the Carling Cup at the hands of unfashionable underdogs, Burnley. 'It's been hell up here,' an Arsenal official said. 'It's freez...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has acted swiftly to fill the captain's position after the farcical William Gallas shenanigans last week, by installing Portsmouth manager Tony Adams as skipper. Adams played for the Gunners for his entire career from...
After the worst spell in Arsenals history, Arsene Wenger has finally called it a day. In a statement today Wenger said, 'The last 23hrs and 59 minutes have been very difficult - in fact I'll call it a day - the last day has been very difficult.
Nobody likes an unhappy ending, and down at the Emirates Stadium, they're no different. No surprise then, that Arsene Wenger and his hot-headed and loose-lipped ex-captain, William Gallas, have decided to kiss and make up - French style! The Fren...
William Gallas, the loose-lipped captain of Arsenal, has resigned the role, after telling Gunners' boss Arsene Wenger that the team lacked guts, that he hated his boss, and that the writing had been on the wall since the home defeat to Hull City.
Delap-idated Arsenal take on Villa this Saturday with new hope following last week's defeat by Stoke City. Up the Arsenal Still smarting from the shock defeat Arsend Wenger commented today, 'Although I didn't see the two goals that Stoke did sc...
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool football clubs have been called into FA headquarters to '...explain what the fu*k they are playing at'. FA Chaiman Brian Balddick called an urgent meeting with the Owners and Managers of the clubs concerned to get t...
Arsenal's Theo Walcott was a victim of a vicious voodoo attack aimed at F1's Lewes Hamilton. After being carried off with what appeared to be a dislocated shoulder, the people responsible have admitted that they made a fatal error by using the wr...
A storm of controversy has blown up this morning after allegations of match-fixing were made over Wednesday's Arsenal v. Tottenham Hotspur midweek match at the Emirates Stadium. The match finished 4-4, but with Arsenal leading 4-2 with only secon...
In the most unlikely piece of footballing business news yet, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has been involved in a mix-up in which he travelled to an auction in Germany under the illusion he was about to buy the Blues' North London rivals, Arsenal.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has reportedly summoned his team captain William Gallas to a private meeting, livid that the player has been snapped by photographers at an exclusive London nightclub, with a fag in his mouth. The moody Gallas, 31, ha...
England football fans have been speaking on the subject of the booing Chelsea defender Ashley Cole received at their hands, during the World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan last Saturday - and it seems that the reasons for it were nothing to do with...
Sol Campbell, the Portsmouth defender who was a victim of racist and homophobic abuse at the weekend from Tottenham fans, is to become 'honourable' in a bid to beat the 'boo boys'. Campbell, who played for Tottenham until 2001, when he left to pla...
As expected, Hull City brushed aside the threat from a decent Arsenal side at the Emirates Stadium this evening, eventually running out 2-1 winners to climb to sixth in the Premiership. The home side huffed and puffed for the first 30 minutes, and...
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