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Funny story: Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

The FBI, CIA, MI5, James Bond and many other crime, investigation and intelligence organisations have had their work cut out for them this week, as fake tax pushing so called enviro-MENTAL-ists have started to disappear.

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Funny story: Al Gore offers reward to anyone who can get him to keep his big mouth shut about reducing carbon omissions

Al Gore offers reward to anyone who can get him to keep his big mouth shut about reducing carbon omissions

Washington, DC - Affectionately known as "Big Mouth Al" among his Chicken Little environmentalists and liberal Hollywood friends, Al Gore recently called on America to reduce carbon emissions by challenging our nation to commit to producing...

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Funny story: Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

L.A., California - The attention whores, the environmentalists, are at it again-another proclamation from the global warming propagandists. Al Gore, the mastermind behind the apocalyptic hype on the environment, has now confirmed the noble truth: e...

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Funny story: Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

In a compassionate, selfless and ecologically responsible move, former Vice President and environmental leader Al Gore has invited the homeless in the United States to act as his carbon offsets.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Reverses Gore Endorsement, Awarding it to McCain

Supreme Court Reverses Gore Endorsement, Awarding it to McCain

Mere moments after formally announcing his backing for Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama in an email to supporters, former Vice President Al Gore's endorsement was blocked and reversed by a 5-4 Supreme Court decision, handing the Nobel...

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Funny story: Gore: Greenhouses To Be Banned!

Gore: Greenhouses To Be Banned!

Al Gore has started pushing his next wacky vision in order to combat his none existent global warming. He has started to call for all greenhouses to be banned.

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Funny story: Al Gore Films "An Inconvenient Truth Part II: UFOs Are Real"

Al Gore Films "An Inconvenient Truth Part II: UFOs Are Real"

(Philadelphia PA) Al Gore is planning a sequel to his 2006 blockbuster, An Inconvenient Truth. The new film promises to do for UFO's what his previous film did for global warming. The former Veep says flying saucers are real and very dangerous an...

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Funny story: Gore: All Essential Elements for Life to Be Taxed, Banned & Controlled.

Gore: All Essential Elements for Life to Be Taxed, Banned & Controlled.

Along with carbon, water vapour (the main greenhouse gas) is to be taxed and heavily controlled, as well as oxygen and sunlight.

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Funny story: Global Warming Blamed On The Hot Manure Coming Out Of Al Gore's Mouth.

Global Warming Blamed On The Hot Manure Coming Out Of Al Gore's Mouth.

Scientists have today reached a zenith point in their investigations into the causes of climate change. After years of study, they've found one source of greenhouse gasses that is greater than all the man made and natural sources put together, th...

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Funny story: Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Housing minister Caroline Flint has announced that vehicles driving on roads into the planned eco-towns will be compelled to have a man walking in front of them waving a red flag. As part of the governments plans to minimise the carbon footprint of...

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Funny story: Al Gore At New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a bunch of hot air!"

Al Gore At New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a bunch of hot air!"

(New York-NY) Visitors to the New York Auto Show got more than their share of pimped out rides to compensate for fear of inadequate penis length and three thousand dollar rims spinning on five hundred dollar cars. Al Gore, crusader a...

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Funny story: Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Former US Deputy Al Gore was caught with his eye off the ball yesterday while on official business in Lahore, Pakistan.

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Funny story: ELF Burns Gore's House

ELF Burns Gore's House

Former Vice President Al Gore's summer home was one of four luxury homes in Seattle burned down today in an attack that appears to have been committed by the Earth Liberation Front (ELF). The ELF has been associated with other arson attacks in Wa...

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Funny story: Global Warming Discovered On The Sun

Global Warming Discovered On The Sun

Global Warming, a process much discussed in the Al Gore narrated film "An Inconvenient Truth," has been discovered on the Sun. Scientists with the Atmospheric Sciences Lab (ASL) at White Sands Missile Range (WSMR) have discovered that the...

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Funny story: Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

This week, NASA released a photograph of what could be a living being on the surface of Mars. The picture was taken by one of the Mars Rovers. NASA officials claim that the "alien" is actually a two inch tall rock that was shaped by high...

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Funny story: Al Gore Lists "Fudgie the Whale" as Endangered

Al Gore Lists "Fudgie the Whale" as Endangered

Speaking recently before a group of environmentalists, Al Gore mentioned the Carvel Ice Cream cake "Fudgie the Whale" as listed on a prominent endangered species list. Gore had heard that patrons of Carvel's often use the frame of the w...

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Funny story: Hockey Stick Becomes Reality For Al Gore!

Hockey Stick Becomes Reality For Al Gore!

The belief that you can create your own reality, a belief prevalent among Eastern Gurus and Mystics, came embarrassingly true for the winner of the US presidential election in 2000, Al Gore (who subsequently handed the reins over to George Bush in a...

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