Ibrox - Wednesday November 24th - Champions League - It looked like Rangers weren't really up for a football match, as they kicked off this fixture packing their defence, and almost coming unstuck early doors. Penalty appeals from Berbatov and Nan...
On the eve of tonight's "Battle of Britain" between Man Utd and Rangers there was a shock surprise for Wayne Rooney. Sir Alex Ferguson was planning to play Rooney tonight hoping he would explode back into form and blast Rangers off of the Ibrox pa...
Dutch league football is starved of top quality and their players are starving too! Proof of this was the televised game between Ajax Amsterdam and PSV Eindhoven. The game was a 0-0 bore but the happenings after were very "tasty"! Luis Suarez,...
Scottish refereees have had enough. They are going on strike. One striker told me 'I may miss a goal or two but my aim is always to work to the best of my abilities.' Managers in Scotland have surpassed managers in England with their abuse of refs...
Fixtures in Scotland face possible postponement next weekend after Category One referees facing the biggest threat to their safety since Duncan Ferguson retired voted to strike after being refused permission by the Scottish Premier League to wear bal...
'Terry, how can I cope with West Ham losing to Liverpool 3-0?' 'Penny, you have to be thankful it was only three. At half time I thought we were in for double figures.' 'But this can't go on.' 'No. I don't know long Avram has got but I wouldn't be surprised if he goes pretty soon.' 'Do you think that will make any difference?' 'It might. Bob Green's in form and Scott Parker wasn't p...
It has not been good recently Penny thought. West Ham drawing all the time and still bottom of the Premier League, Terry missing goals in his games for Leyton Orient Juniors and Grandma in hospital after another stroke. Penny went to see her and found there was little point. Grandma didn't know who she was and, after a while, Penny decided to call it a day. The only amusing thing was the jou...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson gave the club a much-needed boost tonight, when he announced that he plans to remain at the helm 'at least' until he reaches the age of 100. Ferguson, now 69, had earlier said that he was "too old to ret...
Fabio Capello and Avram Grant are to swap places in a deal which will stun the football world. England's manager, recovering from another brilliant display in England's friendly against France, said from his hospital bed: 'After taking England fro...
Fifa executive committee members Amos Adamu and Reynald Temarii have been been banned from playing FIFA football games for life across all gaming platforms, after recent claims they took backhanders to the throw online matches and artificially increa...
Members of FIFA determined that England should not stage the 2018 World Cup have been applauding the British media behind the scenes. As the international football authority's Ethics Committee announced its decisions regarding the cases of corrupt...
"A right load of ol Capello capped crap" was the majority verdict after England's dismal display against the reincarnated French last night a Wembley. Capello decided to wear a cappie, a good decision (the only one), not an umbrella, like his pred...
Details of the French national teams infamous 'Code Of Conduct' have been revealed for the first time. The code was introduced after the teams appalling display in South Africa at the World Cup this year. After the team fell apart, and discipline...
Remembrance Sunday had pinges of regret for both sides at Goodison Park yesterday. This disappointed writer watched as his beloved team crashed to a 2-1 defeat to Arsenal, before having a huge rant over the forums. "It's not fair! My team have...
Chelsea made an early foray into demonstrating the Club's Christmas spirit by walking in a winter blunderland at Stamford Bridge as they cruised to a resounding 3-0 defeat to unfancied Sunderland. The Mackems could hardly believe their luck from t...
Yesterday the footballing giants of the Potteries, Stoke City, brought mighty Liverpool's six match unbeaten run to an ignominious end. (Why write long words like ignominious? You're writing for Liverpool fans. - Ed) The mighty reds crashed to a 2...
In a thriller at the Villa which ended in a 2-2 draw, Sir Alex Ferguson stated that given an extra five minutes, his Manchester United team would have won the match. Seemingly having failed to observe that the referee had already added five and a...
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