Crap Capped Capello cons critics!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 18 November 2010

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England and San Marino understand what the problem is, they're both CRAP and have Italian managers!

"A right load of ol Capello capped crap" was the majority verdict after England's dismal display against the reincarnated French last night a Wembley.

Capello decided to wear a cappie, a good decision (the only one), not an umbrella, like his predecessor and obviously was so ashamed at the performance he decided to hide his eyes under the cap.

He was right, no normal English footie fan could tolerate the crap on offer and those who visited Wembley paying extortionate prices suffered the most, idiots!

The FA have now got a dilemma, sack the 6 million man, no! they can't afford it.

But in every dark cloud there is a silver lining, ROONEY, no, they can't afford him either!

The silver lining is a suggestion from a Saville Row suited posh, ancient FA director, here it is:

England will play their home games in San Marino, Capello will feel nearer to home and perform at last. England fans won't bother to go and boo. England can join San Marino at the bottom of the international soccer heap (where they belong) so the English tabloids, fans and stray dogs can concentrate on Prince Willy and Kate for a bit of fun and a laugh!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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