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Funny story: India says Obama isn't American

India says Obama isn't American

New Delhi: Barak Obama may not be American, after all, according to India's Department of Human Resources. Even as the American president is set to visit India, the Ministry of HRD, popularly called Horrid Reactionary Duffers by the bemused publi...

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Funny story: Obama defends 9/11 mosque site, wants one on every block

Obama defends 9/11 mosque site, wants one on every block

US President Barack Obama has staunchly defended controversial plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero in New York. Opponents say this is why people think he is a Muslim. That, and his name being so like that other man who has a name similar to h...

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Funny story: Obama is an alien, Nevada Republican says...

Obama is an alien, Nevada Republican says...

Nevada's Republican national committeeman said today that he believes President Barack Obama is truly an alien, contradicting his earlier statements that he's an Earthling. Pat Reed, gay nephew of Hairy Reed, who is one of Nevada's national Republ...

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Funny story: Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Little Note on Desk at UN

Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Little Note on Desk at UN

Washington, DC (BNSE): In its toughest rhetoric yet, the Obama Administration lashed out at Iran's ongoing nuclear enrichment program. Iran maintains the program is only intended to develop a domestic nuclear fuel source for civilian electrical po...

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Funny story: Sperm-lover Rev. Frankie Graham can't help obsessing about Obama's father's 'seed'

Sperm-lover Rev. Frankie Graham can't help obsessing about Obama's father's 'seed'

Ask any atheist what belief in imaginary and non-existent gods means and to a (wo)man they will say: "Religion has been the curse of mankind." Depending on what one believes in this is either the wisest assessment of why men behave as they do...

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Funny story: Obama a Muslim? Poll shows 5 out of 5 Americans don't know what Obama looks like and identify his photo as that of "Harry Belafonte's lovechild"

Obama a Muslim? Poll shows 5 out of 5 Americans don't know what Obama looks like and identify his photo as that of "Harry Belafonte's lovechild"

Is he or isn't he? - Numerous polls conducted across America in the past 2 days have thrown up all sorts of figures. Leading the pack is the "Birther" issue where right-wing crackpots who believe babies are found under cabbage bushes or delivere...

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Funny story: Vampire Obama Sucks Glenn Beck's Blood

Vampire Obama Sucks Glenn Beck's Blood

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Officials are baffled by startling images that appear to confirm Glenn Beck's theory that President Obama is in fact a bloodsucking vampire. According to a statement released by the Fairfield County Sheriff's Department,...

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Funny story: President Off To Martha's Vineyard To Swim In Shitty Water

President Off To Martha's Vineyard To Swim In Shitty Water

After taking a plunge into the oil soaked waters of the Gulf of Mexico with his youngest daughter two weeks ago, to show that the water is safe, President Obama made a quick trip to Martha's Vineyard today. Since the First Family is getting ready...

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Funny story: 1 in 5 Americans believe Obama is Osama Bin Laden

1 in 5 Americans believe Obama is Osama Bin Laden

WASHINGTON: Americans are increasingly convinced that President Barrack Obama is in fact Osama Bin Laden. Nearly one in five or 18% of those polled were sure that the President is the leader of Al Qaeda. 40% knew he wasn't. Another 10% said they d...

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Funny story: White House: "Obama Is Christian, Prays Daily"

White House: "Obama Is Christian, Prays Daily"

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs insisted on Thursday that President Barack Hussein Obama is a Christian who prays daily, responding to growing doubts about the president's religion. Gibbs made the statement after a poll showed that 18 per...

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Funny story: US survey certain that Obama is a Muslim and his wife wearing a burka didn't help either!

US survey certain that Obama is a Muslim and his wife wearing a burka didn't help either!

The majority of US citizens believe that President Obama is a Muslim in disguise, shock, horror! A recent survey proved the point and now Obama is attempting to enhance this belief by allowing a mosque to be built adjacent to the 9/11 site (whatev...

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Funny story: Three In Five In US Believe Obama Is Muslim - Two In Five Believe He's Black!

Three In Five In US Believe Obama Is Muslim - Two In Five Believe He's Black!

A ever-growing number of Americans say they believe President Barack Obama is a Muslim, with many people also believing he is black, claims research. A poll found that 59% said the president was a Muslim, up from 11% in March 2009, with 35% saying...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Closes Its Borders To All "Cans," "'Specially Obama, That African!"

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Closes Its Borders To All "Cans," "'Specially Obama, That African!"

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Hog Jaw, Arkansas;, now the most talked about small town in the U.S., has closed its borders to "cans," namely "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaycans, Cubicans, Moslemcans, Presbytericans, and Unitaricans," says Phlem Lunger, Pr...

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Funny story: New revalations about Obama's bout with "the shits"

New revalations about Obama's bout with "the shits"

The President has had a massive attack of the shits over the last two days, and the White House said that it is not easing up. Senator Smith from Texas, believes that Obama contracted some kind of virus from his recent meeting with Dictator Hugo Chav...

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Funny story: Americans think Obama's not funny enough

Americans think Obama's not funny enough

President Obama is facing a storm of protest from voters across the country who think he's not funny enough to be President any more. One voter in Utah, which, as everyone knows, is the funniest state in the country, said "I listened to all Obama'...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to pose nude as "that is the only way to save America". Says she is ready to "hold my body against Obama and O'biden"

Sarah Palin to pose nude as "that is the only way to save America". Says she is ready to "hold my body against Obama and O'biden"

Sarah Palin really loves America. In fact as far as she is concerned nobody loves America more than Sarah. To prove her love for America Sarah is ready to pose nude. Speaking to fellow Tea Baggers in Alaska Sarah screeched: "I'm tellin' ya...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw to Help Homeless with World Hog Calling Championship

Hog Jaw to Help Homeless with World Hog Calling Championship

HOG JAW, ARKANAS (ABSNN) -- Hee Haw Heavyweight, Junior Samples, will be the Master of Ceremonies at this years World Championship of Hog Callers to be held during Hog Jaw Festival Days this coming Labor Day weekend. Junior is a favorite among the h...

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