Obama defends 9/11 mosque site, wants one on every block

Funny story written by matthatt

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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My house looks a bit like a Mosque, innit though.

US President Barack Obama has staunchly defended controversial plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero in New York.

Opponents say this is why people think he is a Muslim. That, and his name being so like that other man who has a name similar to his.

Obama rounded on his detractors and blasted them as short sighted. "Just think" he said, "if we have a mosque on every street corner in the country, where the heck is going to be left to bomb?"

Mr Obama acknowledged "sensitivities" surround the 9/11 site, but said "We, oops sorry I mean 'they', have the same right to practise our, oops I did it again, sorry, I mean 'their' religion as anyone else".

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