Tony Rabbit woke up one morning and said to his friend Cherie 'You know, um, well - um, I think I'll go to Chilcot Rabbit's tea party, then I can have a proper frank discussion about rabbits and dandelions, and constant directions about snails and spinaches of mass destruction', and Cherie yawned and answered 'Don't hurry back then', as she had had her eighty-fifth kitten last week which she had c...
Tony BLEEARK has told an inquiry he does not regret the war in Iraq as the world is a safer place without Saddam Hussein. The former Prime Chunk Throwing Cause said it had been a "huge responsibility" deciding to invade the country in 2003. "Th...
Tony Blair currently giving evidence in the Iraq inquiry has sworn to the committee, "he would do it again," which just goes to prove once a moron, always a moron. Blair also said that the world and Baghdad are a safer place now that Saddam had jo...
London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today. A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...
London - (Karmic Press): Formidable zodiac alignments this Friday all point to IRA top gun Tony Blair getting shafted. According to famous astrologer Dame Astra Rottweiler the swaggering, bombastic Opus Dei hitman has been corralled onto the Chilc...
Tony Blair has revealed that the invasion of Iraq was really a prank gone wrong. Speaking ahead of his appearance at the inquiry Blair said "Look, I had a few mates round, we had a few drinks and then it got out of hand. But it was all just harmless...
London - (Illuminati Mess): It's billed as astrology's Clash of the Titans as the stars align for Friday's apocalyptic Mars-opposition-Sun setting at the Chilcot Inquiry. With the fiery Roman god of war at 10 degrees Leo - celestial sign of majest...
London - (ScareBlair): Months of coaching by a top Hollywood pro specialising in political air guitar makeovers and Our Tone is oozing confidence. Friday's performance before the Chilcot Inquiry will be a career-best, buoyed by a new dazzlingly r...
After a week long search Tony Blair has been discovered in a cupboard at his 100 acre mansion in Sedgfield. Asked about his whereabouts the former premier said "I was told by a close aide that the ongoing Iraq Inquiry is likely to uncover a lot o...
Tony Blair former Prime Minister of Britain has changed his name to Tony B Liar and is now hiding underground after news reached him that it has been confirmed that the invasion of Iraq has officially been deemed illegal. George Bush former Presid...
Returning from a summit in Texas in 2002, the then UK Prime Minister Tony Blair - who had never heard of Iraq before, except for saying 'isn't it one of those Arabic-sounding places near Persia?' - suddenly started talking about Iraq and making it ob...
London, England. In the most thoroughly disturbing news that has emerged in history, former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been hung by the neck 'til dead while playing the popular game Hangman. The game, challenging people to guess the lette...
Mossad HQ, Las Vegas - (Tosspots): "We blame rogue ex-MI6/KGB agent Matilda," Mossad London desk chief Heini Shibboleth said today. The death today of 88 people in a Lakki Maingrwat, South Waziristan volleyball pitch suicide bomb could easily hav...
Former Prime Minister Tony Bliar today said he would still have done what George W. Bush told him to, even if he knew Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, and would have still lied about those non-existent weapons existing. Which he did. 'Well...
Tony Blair today expanded on his astounding claim that he would have found a way to gain the mandate to invade Iraq without the dossier on weapons of mass destruction. He explained that in fact a UN resolution was not required, that the UK Parliament...
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to be tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity, along with George H. Bush, at The Hague in The Netherlands. The pair lied about Iraq - ruled democratically by the democratically-elected president...
London - (Hellfire Club): "Never mind that 'Iraq War Pact Signed In Blood As Early As 2002!' bollox," the Chilcot Iraq Inquiry was told today. "The Poodle Brothers were at it as early as '69!" Today's testimony from the former head of the Serio...
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