Mary Beale, the bank worker captured on CCTV depositing a cat in a wheelie bin, defended her actions today by insisting that it was simply a prank. 'It was meant to be a laugh', she insisted earlier, 'I thought the cat would simply see the funny side...
There has been outrage among Human Rights organisations after a cat was seen dumping a 45 year old woman in a litter bin. The woman, Mary Bale, was effortlessly picked up by the moggy, shaken and unceremoniously dumped in the trash can in Coventry, w...
In a move that will please Saudi Arabia's justice system, the Coventry woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin, will herself be thrown into a wheelie bin for fifteen hours. "It is a victory for common sense!" Said the cat's owner. Saudi Arab...
Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
Yesterdays story of the old lady who put a cat in a wheelie bin and left it to die got a little worse this morning when it was learned that the mama cat, Lola, is doing fine but she lost her kittens, that came too early. Most believe it was due to...
A series of cat-binning in the UK seems to have been solved because a serial "cat-binner" was caught on CCTV binning a pussy (not the hairy type between your legs)! A roughly 50 year old female pussy hater first stroked it and then suddenly binned...
It's tough being in the celebrity eye. One has to resort to all sorts of capers and shenanigans just to get a few minutes of air-time. Sister teams particularly find it hard to stay in the spotlight. No sooner had Lindsay Lohan started her incarcera...
Giant rats - of the kind terrorising an estate in West Yorkshire and Lincoln, have now been found in Oxfordshire. Pest firm Rent-to-kill was called to Oxford after residents complained about a pair of giant rodents stalking the grounds at night, a...
'Can you spare a quid? OK then 50p, surely you can spare a measly fifty pence. I promise not to waste it on drink.' 'Uh sorry, Mog, were you speaking to me.' 'Yeah of course I was speaking to you, if I'd have been speaking to Tabby Tom over there I wouldn't have bothered putting on my best English accent would I? Be bloody pointless wouldn't it? He's not as bright as me you know. He doesn'...
Two of the most beautiful cats in the world, known as Mia and Naomi, have been keeping not only Holland, where they are in conflict, but the whole world, awake with loud caterwauling. The reason for their conflict is due to Naomi getting a present...
"Look at that cat sitting on the mat". - These were the words on everyones lips today after the spectacular sight that confronted them this morning. Tiddles the cat surprised everyone in town by doing the most unfathomable thing: sitting on a mat.
Katherine Cattermole, 82, of Ventnor, is in hot water today over her cats. Katherine currently has one hundred and fifty-seven cats, but it is not the number of cats that has caused the issue, as the RSPCA, the Ryde Society for the Possession of C...
A real life orange cat named Garfield is going to run for President of the United States in 2012. If elected, he will be eating and sleeping on the job. He will purr as well and wishes to be petted by his White House staff, his running mate is...
A new planet called Planet Dindon has been discovered surrounding Alpha Centuri, this planet consists of aliens that look like cats but talk like humans, they have their own language and their own alphabet as well. It is now alleged that some of t...
BENT PASS, Oregon - Rev. Ron Walkins of Bent Pass, Oregon is being asked to step down as pastor of the Bent Pass Church of Love and Light in Jesus Christ Amen due to his growing cat collection. Rev'rend Ron, as he was affectionately called, started w...
Atlanta, GA - Cat lovers in Atlanta, Georgia are threatening to have the license of a local veterinarian pulled after finding out that he unwittingly neutered a rare male kitten instead of preserving the animal's unlikely yet slim possibility of bree...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock, currently malingering and drinking more beer than can possibly be good for him while the World Cup's on, decided to conduct an experiment last night, ahead of England's crucial World Cup clash with the mighty Slovenia.
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