Sophie Horn, a model, certified fitness trainer, 6-handicap golfer and all-around useless meathole, who plans to take the pop-culture world by storm by following the Danica Patrick Plan to fame and fortune (Hotness + modicum of athletic alility + did...
The dream of one day ass-blasting what is left of yesterday's flank steak and broccoli florentine into the gas tank of a German economy car has come a step closer to reality when British researchers successfully created a Volkswagen Beetle that runs...
Hugely underrated NBA Dennis Rodman was involved in a physical altercation with a green Range Rover this weekend. Sources close to Dennis say the former NBA star was the passenger in a green Range Rover traveling on I-95 in Fort Lauderdale, FL whe...
Tesla motors, darling of the Department of Energy, spurned on by investment guru Al "Big Dawg" Gore, and close confidants of Obama's Chicago Cartel, noted for the GREEN they stuff into their pockets, still hasn't produced one sedan it promised over...
Just a day after the wrecking crew of Chris Dodd & Barney Frank announced their economy shattering new financial legislature set to doom the already shaky private sector, the dynamic duo, known around town by cocktail waitresses as "Gay" and "Not...
Plans are afoot to construct the worlds tallest car with the driver sitting in a 'crows-nest' up to 80ft above the road. Critics had been concerned the popular show would end up passed it's sell by date like initial classics 'Fools & Horses',...
As a direct result of declining new car sales following global turbulence in financial markets which have decimated the automotive industry; manufacturers are resorting to ever more gimmicky tactics to drive new business ahead of the vital Q3 sales p...
Transport secretary, Philip Hammond, is overseeing the formulation of new laws that will see it a requirement for Electrically powered vehicles to 'Make a noise' to ensure that pedestrians can hear the approach of the vehicle, to ensure their safety. Official Statement: Their noiseless glide has seen them dubbed the silent killers of the road. But electric cars could soon be given special 'sign...
Octogenarian Mervyn Forstwerth is toasting his good fortune today after literally walking away from a serious car accident. Mr Forstwerth scrambled underneath the car in a busy garage forecourt in Kent after seeing a 20p piece beside the rear wheel.
. . . a car? Well, sort of. It's actually a plane AND a car. It's called the Terrafugia, the flying car, and it may actually be on the market next year. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly has gotten access to company records, which identify four specific groups being targeted as potential customers: 1. Celebs, who often have to make a quick getaway from the paparazzi. No longer will there...
Wilbur Ford, President of the Edsel division of Ford Motor Company, announced today the sale of the Edsel brand to European automaker Peugeot. The sale, if approved by Ford stockholders, will be the second division of Ford Motor Company to be cast as...
Los Angeles. CA. Here in the city of Angels driving is the only way to get there, and when you get there you have to put your car somewhere. The University of California at Disneyland has conducted a three-year study of parking lot dynamics that...
WASHINGTON DC - The US Department of Transportation has received numerous complaints from Toyoda owners claiming sudden deceleration concerns. The majority of the complaints state that the car stalls without warning when its fuel gauge shows empty.
Clearly winning an independent performance comparison sponsored by Automotive Quarterly Magazine, Japanese engineered cars outperformed their German counterparts in all but the super-premium automotive classes. The study by AQM, took cars from the...
A man whose dog's crap was used to link him to an armed carjacking has been jailed for at least four minutes. Fred Bumberclart was arrested in November 2008 when police recovered excrement from the burnt-out vehicle, seized the animal - called Bod...
San Ramon - (Crude Mess): A leading US environmental science expert said this weekend that someone has created a 'dodgy dossier' out of his Ecuador pollution report in a deliberate bid to tamper with the evidence. Renowned US biologist Charles W C...
Most drivers will agree, getting home from work when it's raining takes longer. They will also admit that the same is true when it is dark, foggy or snowing. The Highways Agency got a team of scientists from the University of Bristol to find out w...
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