CINCINNATI, OHIO--In a sharply worded speech given to the Cincinnati Chamber of Commerce today, President Bush lashed out at the majority of Americans who do not support him as "...cowards bordering on traitors."...
In a nation of 300 million winners, we learned that the number of losers is creeping dangerously close to a million! When the US Census counted the notoriously tough to enumerate hobos their population almost hit the million mark! One-third unlucky,o...
Now as you may know; I'm not an avid reader and I truthfully and wholeheartedly believe that the vast majority of books now in print are shameful communistic attempts to brainwash unwary Americans.
Ever since TheSpoof.com ran the article that the American eagle is suffering from depression, the US Senate has been searching for a new mascot. Auditions were held on capitol Hill and the line-up of mascot applicants was truly impressive!...
"Elvis Costello nicked my act", that's the claim being made by Zeke Pocock, a Colorado gas fitter from Pease Pottage in Memphis.
Fairbury, NE - Fredrick Coleman, 27, has grown "sick and tired" of his British-born wife, Helga, always bringing up the Revolutionary War whenever she gets angry at him.
Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.
DENMARK, ICELAND--(Press Release) - Are you one of the many people who want a trimmer, healthier lifestyle. You are not alone, 50 million Americans go on diets each year. There are now literally thousands of weight loss products and programs on the market. It's easy to become overwhelmed by all of the different choices with some of them down right bad.
My fellow Britons and Americans, Colonizers and Colonists, I, Enon Tone McCrone want to be your Prezminister, your prime minister-president.
The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...
In a scene similar to Toto leading his steadfast and virtuous owner, Dorothy and her compunctious companions, Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow to peering behind the curtain and discovering the deceitful megalomaniacal wizard for who he really is; or the p...
Washington - President Bush announced a new policy today that would protect him from the damaging opinions and words from the American public.
Phineas Garfield, president of Garfield Interactive Polls, has admitted that over thirty years of asking Americans questions has brought him to the conclusion that they are mostly morons. Garfield bases this on the answers that are given to him by m...
A man witnessed today chopping wood beside his house was seen by eye witnesses as an anachronism, in this day and age, barely identifiable. A spokesperson for the National Preservation of Anachronisms (NPA) said that most people would not recognize t...
Vice president Dick Cheney, on Monday, called on all Americans to grab their guns, and come to Iraq. "If we are going to control their oil, we've all got to come over here, and get it. There are more of us, than there are of them," he...
SAMESARA - In America, leaves are falling off the trees now at the rate that most Americans have changed their minds about the war, or not buying that elegant new SUV, or about sending their kids out of state to college. In fact, Americans, over the...
New York - Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn.
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