It was duly reported that while President Obama and his family vacationed at Martha's Vineyard, the Oval Office would undergo an extensive renovation. The reason, as explained by Press Secretary Gibbs, was to remove any pecker stains inadvertently l...
Did you know this about President Obama? He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics? He was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at IED building? He is the only Presidential Grammy winner? He won in 2006 for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father, (and as Best New Artist)? He has read every Harry Potter book? Did you know? If you put a "Did Y...
President Barack Obama, who made the name Hussein cool again, gave his second Oval Office speech in 3 months to mark the scheduled end of U.S. combat operations in Iraq, which should have ended 4,421 American deaths ago. "But, let us not celebrate...
Afghan politicians, drug lords, Taliban Chieftains, CIA informants and Al Qaeda fighters all stood in line today as the run on the Bank of Kabul extended into a second day prompting the major stockholder to call on the US for 'just another little bai...
With Hurricane Earl packing 140 MPH winds and Master of Disaster Jim Cantori of the Weather Channel Broadcasting from the Banks of the Potomac President Obama issued a strong message of support for the soon to be ravaged East coast before being eva...
New York Gov. Paterson found himself mostly out of the news lately except for a World Series ticket flap. Unluckily for him and luckily for those who like unfortunate televised slip-ups, that just changed: Paterson released a statement today happi...
NAIROBI, Kenya - The government of Kenya has written President Barack Obama and demanded to see political commentator Glenn Beck's birth certificate. The Kenyan government said that they are fed up with being the butt of the world's jokes over the...
For every half-broke family who were advised to "buy as much house as you can get financing for" during the sub-prime lending craze, there was a mortgage broker, and a realtor, an Attorney for buyer and seller, a title insurance company, and countles...
WASHINGTON, DC - A new Gallup poll out yesterday gave a thumbs-down to President Obama's handling of Hurricane Earl. 35 percent said that Obama did a worse job than George W. Bush did in response to Hurricane Katrina. 25 percent said that Georg...
Lenny Grits, local govenor of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, is said to be 'really p*ssed' at President Obama, and his whole administration. President Obama decided last week to pay a visit to the small backwoods town, to see what all the recent fuss was abou...
"The only way we can be fair in raising government taxes that is fair to everyone is to tax those who pollute our environment the most", stated President Obama yesterday at a press conference. "Make no mistake about it, we are in a very serious ec...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Although negative reaction to President Obama's obviously determined, and altogether fully assumed position of total support for a proposed Islamic center to be built in the shadows of New York's 9/11 Ground Zero district in Lower M...
Sarah Palin gave a surprise second speech Saturday at Glenn Beck's "Restore Honor" rally in Washington, D.C. In it, she praised President Obama for finally bringing our combat troops home from Iraq. "As a mother of a combat soldier," I want to tha...
Political analytics are now sure that Obama will use a new strategy to help democrats win the mid-term elections. "He started to use it in the GZ mosque debate, when taking three different positions in three days, we call it Le trinite". Says Jack...
To many, Jimmy Fallon is one of the best celebrity impressionists in show business today. In order to prove just how effectively he can impersonate someone, his agent set up a gig for him that had him serving as President of the United States while P...
Not since the movie Caddy Shack has a rodent created such havoc. Chipmunks, like most mammals, cannnot be easily stereotyped. Mostly by their appearance, they are identified as being somewhat arrogant and mischievious. Here, in the snooty encl...
VINEYARD HAVEN, Mass. - President Barack Hussein Obama will use the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina to honor it as "The Most Successful Hurricane Of All Time". Obama will end his tenth vacation in three months to head for New Orleans to cel...
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