Gov. David Paterson's X-Rated Gaffe: 'Accidentally' states desire to 'lolly-gag' President Obama

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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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New York Gov. Paterson found himself mostly out of the news lately except for a World Series ticket flap. Unluckily for him and luckily for those who like unfortunate televised slip-ups, that just changed:

Paterson released a statement today happily announcing his state received almost $700 million in Race to the Cock educational stimulus funding. He also gave a speech on the matter, seemingly similar to the linked statement.

However, when he reached the part where he praises President Obama "for coming up with the Race to the Cock concept," he jumbled his words at a very inopportune time, and out came "I'd' like to lolly-gag Obama".

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