A new Men's magazine called Top Hooters has conducted a scientific experiment to find out what men are really thinking when women ask them those typical questions. Titled 'What Planet Are We On,' it tries to address the divide between the male and female way of thinking. Psychologists asked 100 women to write down the questions they ask their men most frequently and under controlled conditions...
The old saying that 'horses sweat, men perspire and women glow' is true, according to a Japanese study. "It appears that women are at a disadvantage when they need to sweat during exercise," said research co-ordnator Yoshimitsu Inoue, in the journ...
Scientists have discovered that men are more likely than women to suffer the symptoms of Mild Cognitive Impairment or MCI, otherwise known as memory loss. Al Symer, the boffin behind the findings said "Our survey found that almost 14% of male part...
Women's groups are furious with boffins who are to publish research that proves men are better at football than women. Scientists at Washington University, St Louis, USA, have found that kicking activates certain hip and leg muscles in men but not...
The rise of the 'Ladette Culture' is causing problems. The binge drinking and casual unprotected sex indulged in by these young girls is causing problems. By imitating what they think men are like, they consider they are developing women's emancipati...
A girl named Maria Jones has admitted that she cannot stop pointing at things and smiling. Maria, 19, says she walks down the street and just points her finger at everything she sees and smiles at it. "I am a silly billy", she said, pointing at...
VATICAN-I-STAN: Firmly ensconced in the deep bowels of the Inner Sanctum Sanctorum [i.e. hiding from The Truth], the King of Denial, "God's" Greatest Liar on Earth - His Absolute Unworthiness - the Poop and his frilly-frocked sycophants continue to...
Hollywood CA: Social scientists have been trying to correlate female intelligence and body parts for years. The most recent attempt was made by studying two groups of women. The first group consisted of ordinary ladies involved in different types...
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome:I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localised form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That's why women cannot shut their flipping mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers. 9. Men are not sponges: Women are social chameleons - or...
1. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 2. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl. 3. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected. 4. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time. 5.
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We w...
Two posters aimed at young girls have been banned by the advertising watchdog for showing images of women likely to cause serious offence. The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) said they breached decency rules by showing what normal women actuall...
Scientists have discovered that women actually need sex rather than 'want intimacy'. The breakthrough was made by NASA scientists, who rejoiced in the possibilities this could bring. "I feel like I haven't done my duty - I'm going to a night cl...
The Los Angeles Chapter of the NAACP is demanding that Hallmark Cards pull a greeting card from the racks. Saying that the "black hole" depicted on the card could be mistaken for a "black ho," it furthers the impression that African-American women ar...
Sometimes women say the funniest things. They don't mean to, but they do. And women just love asking their husband's questions which are virtually impossible to answer. The solution to this is to state the bleedin' obvious. "What are you thinking about?" Why? Why do they ask this question? An honest answer can only lead to trouble. Suggested response: "You don't want to know. It's too...
Barney Frank isn't just the Representative from the great state of Massachusetts, he's now the most influential power bottom in America, according to Lavender magazine-a publication dedicated to serving the mighty homosexual. Lav (as it's known) l...
One of Britain's finest ever female tennis players and friend of Cliff today learned of the news that she was now the World's oldest woman. Sue Barker celebrated her 114th birthday last month by taking on Andy Murray at Wimbledon's Centre Court an...
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