BNP leader Nick Griffin this morning announced in a speech that in his opinion the "Black bloke" in the Mayfair Gem robbery was definitely the ring leader, definitely guilty & definitely bullied the poor "White bloke" into going along with the sc...
Police today admitted that they are no nearer making arrests in the Graff £40 million Mayfair jewellery robbery than they were a week ago. Two men, wearing movie style sfx make-up entered the store, then produced guns and made off with a £40millio...
She spent over £1,000 of taxpayers money on a photo shoot in an attempt to glam up her image by posing with a haystack, but now Conservative MP for Bromsgrove, Julie Kirkbride, has finally bowed to public pressure and proffered her resignation. PROVI...
Following the recent announcements by several celebrities that they were going to stand against discredited MPs, another famous character has decided to throw their hat into the ring. Step forward Burglar Bill, best known from his adventures by Al...
Nottingham man, Robin Locksley Hood, 29, of Sherwood Road Nottingham was jailed for ten years today after having been found guilty at Nottingham Crown Court of 76 charges of robbery. Hood, who pleaded not guilty, claimed that he was on a mission t...
Famous pickpocket and all-round tea leaf Fagin today replaced Gordon Brown as Prime Minister, and his first Cabinet appointment was to select The Artful Dodger as his Chancellor of the Exchequer. 'Listen, Dodger, me old china', he said, 'you've go...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A local seamstress arrived home from work early today, scaring away someone who was trying to break into her home. She says the would be intruder was after her precious pussy. Him Go Daon, 35, says that ever since she got Xiao...
Hansel and Gretel have been arrested after new DNA evidence has come to light in the case of the roasted 'witch', a cause celebre and scandal which rocked the world a hundred years ago. "We have evidence which suggests that the siblings may have e...
LOS ANGELES, CA - "And that's just one side of me," said the crossover Columbian crooner as she first shifted then swiveled her pelvis, left hand on her hip, microphone in her right. Then, she gave her head a sharp forward thrust as if to say, "Hmmp...
An emergency production meeting of Channel 44's staffers occurred last night as it became apparent that a 'Secretive Millionaire' had been battered senseless and robbed in Rochdale, Greater Manchester. Wilfully Palmtree, who runs a theatrical agen...
Police have been called in following an appalling smash and grab raid at Craven Cottage tonight. It is believed that the notorious Tiger gang are responsible for slipping in and stealing three points whilst the residents dozed nearby. OAP caretake...
Dublin, Ireland/ Banking News - A daring daylight robbery at the College Green Branch Bank of Ireland in Dublin, left the An Garda Siochana (the coppers) shaking their heads in appreciation of the craft and guile employed in the looting of the...
After the news broke about a robery victim stealing the thieves getaway car, one intrepid reporter attempted what the police could not do, and track down the thieves themselves. They were located in a seedy bar in down-town Bellevue, Washington St...
Authorities in Atlanta, Georgia reported that a burglary suspect was literally caught with his pants down while trying to run away with his loot. A deputy responded to an alarm at a convenient store early Thursday morning and reported seeing a 41-...
A man in Beloit, Wisconsin made sure a pair of burglars didn't get away with his two flat-screen televisions and computers - he moved their getaway van. Henry Nicholson was in the basement of his Alexander Street home on Thursday when he heard th...
Local residents were left shocked this morning when a truck delivering Holland's Pies was pie-jacked from outside a chippy in Denton, near Manchester. The delivery driver, Pete Canpie, was unloading the delivery to the Happy Dragon chippy on Bakew...
The UK in conjunction with the European Union have made it illegal to obtain DNA without consent. In the past criminals have been caught after leaving a coffee cup or cigarette butt behind after an interview. This will no longer be an acceptable w...
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