BNP's Griffin offers opinion on Mayfair Gem Robbery

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Sunday, 16 August 2009

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The Secret Entrance to BNP HQ just off of Parliament Square SW1

BNP leader Nick Griffin this morning announced in a speech that in his opinion the "Black bloke" in the Mayfair Gem robbery was definitely the ring leader, definitely guilty & definitely bullied the poor "White bloke" into going along with the scam.

Clappping furiously and nodding in agreement were both Big & Little Ron Nasty, Griffin's feared security team.

I'll make it quick! Boomed the Churchill wannabe to a select group of supporters sitting in his living room in Welshpool going onto explain that the BNP high command were off for sunday lunch at "Imran's All you can eat for a fiver Tandoori Sunday Buffet" and didn't want to be late!

It's obviously a direct result of the New labour open door immigration policy that scum such as this are now operating freely in the British Isles. To Mr.Griffin's knowledge there'd never been any crime in the UK and only last year you could have left your house unlocked without anyone entering it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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