Adam Clayton, bass player with Irish megastar rock band U2, is said to be "upset and in hiding" following a court case in which his personal assistant was jailed for seven years. Carol Hawkins was jailed by Judge Patrick McCartan at Dublin's Circu...
Escaped political prisoner Chen Guangcheng is getting the last laugh on his former Chinese captors. "I can see perfectly well through these magic sunglasses," Chen chuckled at a post-escape press conference in San Francisco. "Those stupid priso...
Arizona has extended a limited-time offer to all immigrants in the state to be voluntarily incarcerated for a 10-year period, following which they would enjoy a six-month exemption from the state requirement that all immigrants over the age of 14 car...
NEW YORK CITY - A Canadian woman identified as Genevieve Sabourin has been arrested for allegedly stalking 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin. According to Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, the 40-year-old woman from Montreal was arr...
LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...
The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set... ... they're all convicts! So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...
HUNTSVILLE, Texas - Convicted criminal Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted of a crime so horribly heinous that it cannot even be mentioned in a family publication. The state of Texas has historically allowed any convict who is getting ready to b...
In a strange turnarond of affairs, the firebrand and radical Muslim cleric, Abu Qatada, has now said that he will happily be sent to Jordan by the British Government. Mr Qatada, whose name in English means "murdering bastard", was on remand in jai...
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In an interview with The Daily Torygraph, Dave Hartnett says that householders have a duty to ensure that other people do not evade paying their share of tax. Paying a builder or cleaner in cash, allowing them to evade VAT or income tax, will result...
Salt Lake, UT - Although Jail Bate Bougers died at birth, Mormon Elder Swarmen Jerks became enraptured with her story as portrayed on T.V. and convinced the Governor to grant him leave to attend a marriage ceremony at the Temple. Wedding the dead is...
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that Abu Qatada the suspected 'right hand man' of Osama bin Laden should not be deported in spite of the UK's attempts to see the back of him. In their ruling the Court went further than many expected s...
Lee Henry Morgan, Warden at California's San Quentin Prison is breathing a sigh of relief these days as the number of shankings in this infamously dangerous prison have decreased greatly over the past several months. "I wouldn't have believed it...
CHICAGO Il - Former governor Rod Blagojevich has a prison sentence. No worries; he has already sold his seat in the cell for a tidy profit. According to our discrete source, a made man, the deal is done. Found guilty of graft, marketing the O...
On Tuesday, at a $100,000 per plate GOP luncheon, Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich talked about the importance of lowering the cost of production in America, if we are to effectively compete with the burgeoning Chinese economy. "The Chinese fo...
PORTER RANCH, California - Police in the San Fernando Valley town of Porter Ranch have released the infamous Black Friday Pepper Sprayer and are still trying to figure out if they should file charges against her. What? According to Fuchsia Garfunk...
Acapulco - Federal officers today described the haul inside Acapulco Jail as 'kinda low' in terms of numbers as the full extent of the raid became public. The dawn bust had yielded a number of surprises such as the magnificent peacock birds - said...
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