Imprisoned Mormon Elder released for Temple wedding to Jail Bate Bougers

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Tuesday, 24 January 2012

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Momma Bougers was dressed for the occasion

Salt Lake, UT - Although Jail Bate Bougers died at birth, Mormon Elder Swarmen Jerks became enraptured with her story as portrayed on T.V. and convinced the Governor to grant him leave to attend a marriage ceremony at the Temple. Wedding the dead is a Mormon practice, according to our source, Ms. Beekers, attending the wedding.

Jail's 47 siblings, Jane, Judy, Jilly, June, .. Justop, were all lined up in front of the choir.

Everyone was happy that Swarmen Jerks could have yet another wife.

But everyone was sad because baby Jail Bate Bougers died at birth when her mother consumed too much aspartame laced soda.

A giant picture of the fetus, being held by Swarmen Jerks 'tween cheek and gum was projected on the sky above the tabernacle as the choir sang, chocking back the tears.

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