In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.
"The head of the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has said al-Qaeda is essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia, and on the defensive elsewhere." Having read the news, I, the same girl who slept with a rock, Metaphysical Affair, 18 November 2007, decided to take a clandestine trip from Tajikistan to Afghanistan.
Today, in a first, President George W. Bush dispensed with his speech writers, and autocue machine, and decided to make his own speech about Iraq.
In a statement today responding to Scott McClellan's claims that the former White House press secretary had been shocked to learn back in 2006 that President Bush had been having him fabricate tales for the American public's consumption, Pres...
When Johnny McBush-McCain found out that the Democandies had not been to Iraq as often as his congressional (Halliburton) junkets have sent him (he gets his mail there), they decided to make it a threesome...
With appeasement politics in the news of late, many have found Iraqi general Eden Jabers' remarks about the British forces on Basra timely and a bit ironic.
In a dramatic moved based on both global warming and the Met Office's inability to predict the weather two days hence, Iraq has decided to take over the weather on our behalves.
Rich Chicken hawks have made big bucks on America's wars from the Revolution to Bush-Cheney's WMDLESS Crusade in Iraq. They keep their children safe and sound and usually drugged or drunk in some Ivy League Ivory Tower while the working class...
(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.
During lulls in the fighting between the American Troops and whoever it is that President Bush has decided they are fighting this week, one of the hottest items on the Iraqi black market is bootleg CD's of the show "American Idol".
"American blood stained Kuwaiti sand sent to die by Bush I, our fighting women and men helped save the Kuwaiti monarchy while the princes and princesses of the emirate frollicked on Riviera yachts.", thus spake US War College Mideast expert...
{Dateline: anno Hegirae, 4 Jumada al-awwal 1429} Iraq's PM, Nouri al Maliki & a major religious leader, Muqtada al Sadr, have announced a compromise which will lead to massive unification within the war-torn, battle-weary natio...
May 1, 2003, aboard the USS Lincoln (CVN 72), President George W. Bush (xliii) stood under a banner (Mission Accomplished), in a naval aviator's combat flight suit (sporting a 12-inch codpiece, which was probably a urine bag for when he pissed himself), after his first trap (lingo for successful landing on an aircraft carrier), and stated that "major combat operations in Iraq have ended&q...
Yankee Stadium became the new Easter Garden as Kate Smith rose from the dead to sing God Bless America in honor of the poor souls who have been sent to their death by chicken hawks Bush, Cheney et al.
In what appears to be the Iraqi version of Urinetown: The Musical, Sadr City, Who's Taking out the Trash - The Musical is opening to sell out crowds in the one theater still open sometimes in Baghdad's once thriving theater district.
With the promotion of General Petraeus to the Ruler of Middle Earth, Emperor W appointed General Raimundo "Il Duce" Odierno to military dictator over the democracy in Iraq. Odierno and Petraeus will be pro-consuls to Middle earth.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.
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