Kuwaitis Wait for Democracy Years after Bush I War; An Iraqi Augury?

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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US OIL has long term plan to dip its beak in US oil under Iraqi sand

"American blood stained Kuwaiti sand sent to die by Bush I, our fighting women and men helped save the Kuwaiti monarchy while the princes and princesses of the emirate frollicked on Riviera yachts.", thus spake US War College Mideast expert, Zara Thrustra.

Some see in this irony a prophesy of the Bush II Middle East misadventures of the oil rich Bush clan. Kuwait gave women the vote only two years ago and their leaders seem to still regret the begrudging establishment of a parliament.

In light of the Kuwaiti conundrum, many ask what will be the whirlwind that will rise from the Bush sacrifice of 4,000 American lives. Already road sign have been seen welcoming travelers to Iran's Iraq. Al Qaida is said to building a fundamentalist Muslim version of Disneyworld. The Kurds are advertizing yogurt factories across the land and US oil companies are circling like vultures.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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