Tehran- A nuclear explosion rocked Tehran Iran this morning. Sources in the capitol blames failed missile test for the destruction. At 5:00 am cst this morning an explosion and mushroom cloud were reported over the capitol. Speculation was Israel...
Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during a speech he was giving at a national youth conference, condemned Paul, the Psychic Octopus as nothing more than a sham, a fake. He even went so far as to tell the young people that Octopi cannot communic...
With the release of their new devices, the iRaq multiple computer system and the iRan, the GPS enabled iTunes player for joggers, the Middle East is up in arms, and have issued a fatwa on the computing giants. "We feel Apple are taking the piss ou...
The US insists that a missing Iranian nuclear scientist who has turned up in the country is there vacationing, the year delay caused by a wrong turn at the Universal Studios Tour, and is ready to leave. The state department rejected claims by Tehr...
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced today that she had reached an agreement with Mahmoud Ahmadinejab that would ease world tensions in the Middle East. Arriving back from her trip to Tehran, she announced the break-through in dipomacy that...
The United States has decided to try a new tack on its looming war with Iran. The Pentagon's super secret "Reverse Psychological Warfare Department" has recommended that America try to stop trying to stop Iran from getting its own mushroom-makers and...
The US have charged 6 people of violating at trade embargo put in place in 1995, by providing Iran with technology and parts which enabled them to successfully lunch a satellite with an on board camera. Assistant Secretary for US Immigration and C...
US President Barack Obama has revived the nuclear arms race with Moscow, which was shelved in the wake of the Cold War and subsequent saccharine peacenik PR, such as taking down the Berlin Wall amid spontaneious worldwide celebrations and then hawkin...
In his recent internet interview, Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, spoke freely about an incident where fifteen British sailors were detained in his country. Agreeing with the then Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett, the President confirmed...
An Iranian cleric has boasted how women have caused earthquakes following orgies held at his Tehran apartment. Mohammad Ahmgoodinbed said "These scantily clad females can cause earthquakes. I only have to see a bit of thigh and there's no stopping me...
TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian Idol is only in its first season and it has already been cancelled. A spokesperson for 19th Camel Hump Productions, Sim Casbar stated that Iranian Idol had just entered into its Top Ten stage. Twenty-six year old Dezjand...
Tensions between Washington and Tehran are set to increase today as the US has published a report by the CIA accusing Iran's Revolutionary Guards of dumping tons of cheese across the web. US Secretary of Almost-President, Hilary Clinton, stated at...
Iran who recently launched their own rocket into space now claim they have the technology to go to the moon and will be there within the next six months. They are preparing their new rocket ALLAH 1 to go to the moon and claim the moon for the Musl...
October 22, 2045- The Iranian nuclear reactor at the Tehran power plant exploded this morning causing the death of over 350 workers. More deaths are expected as the week ends, from the nuclear fall out. Thousands of Iranians were heading for the...
Iran has once more upgraded its nuclear capabilities and the world is becoming very nervous, especially Israel! (wonder why) Ali Akber Salahi, Iranian nuclear specialist cannot understand why the world keeps accusing Iran of wanting to become a n...
The Chancellor of Tehran University, Ayatollah Barkingmad announced today that the University is coming back into the 19th century with the offer of a trench of new courses to enlighten the ignorant. BSc in shoe throwing This three-year course guides the student as to how best get value for money from their shoe-throwing activities. There is advice on the best type of shoes suitable for thro...
TEHRAN, Iran - Iran has announced that on Wednesday it launched an Iranian version of Noah's Ark [including a mouse, two turtles and worms] into space on a research rocket. This was meant to show the world that Iran could defeat the West in the...
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