Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

image for Iran claims the Moon is to be a Muslim Moon

Iran who recently launched their own rocket into space now claim they have the technology to go to the moon and will be there within the next six months.

They are preparing their new rocket ALLAH 1 to go to the moon and claim the moon for the Muslims. Iranian President Mahmoon Ahmadinejam claims the moon will belong to Iran and the Muslim people of planet earth.

Each rocket that is sent to the moon in the ALLAH series will carry more and more Muslims and equipment to the moon until they transform the moon so that people can stay there permanently.

The only problem they have not figured out is how they are going to pray. Muslims face Mecca in prayer and the direction depends on where you are in the World but what the hell does a Muslim do on the Moon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Iran, moon

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