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Funny story: Inspiration behind Beatles Track Finally Revealed

Inspiration behind Beatles Track Finally Revealed

There are many myths surrounding the reasons why John Lennon and Paul McCartney came up with the strange combination of words which led to the song entitled "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"; some commentators have said it is to do with the f...

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Funny story: Beatles No. 1 in Latest Poll

Beatles No. 1 in Latest Poll

NEW YORK - The British musical group, the Beatles, received first-place in two categories in the latest Laramie Institute online poll conducted in June of this year.

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Funny story: Larry King Has Tough Questions for McCartney, Ono, Harrison and Starr

Larry King Has Tough Questions for McCartney, Ono, Harrison and Starr

APE Line - On Larry King live this week, an historic event occurred when former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and wives of John Lennon and George Harrison, Yoko Ono and Olivia Harrison respectively.

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Funny story: It Was 65 Years Ago Today

It Was 65 Years Ago Today

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - It was 65 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play? Maybe not, but it was the day of Sir Paul McCartney's birth. Paul, the richest rock musician in history, will spend his birthday with his estranged...

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Funny story: Number of Pretentious Articles about Sgt Pepper Pass Record Sales

Number of Pretentious Articles about Sgt Pepper Pass Record Sales

As of this morning the number of pretentious articles written in the last month about "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" has surpassed the amount of units the classic album has sold in the past 40 years.

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Funny story: It Was 40 Years Ago Today

It Was 40 Years Ago Today

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "It was 20 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play," goes the old Beatle song, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, but the song was about 20 years off. It looks like Paul is lonely again,...

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Funny story: House of Representatives Adopts New National Anthem

House of Representatives Adopts New National Anthem

Describing the Star Spangled Banner as imperialistic, warlike, and vindictive, the new Democratically controlled House of Representatives voted to change the national anthem to the Beatles classic All You Need Is Love.

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Funny story: Blair Steps Down

Blair Steps Down

An almost great showbiz entertainer finally hangs up his dancing shoes today.

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Funny story: Musicians unlock mystery melody in Scottish chapel

Musicians unlock mystery melody in Scottish chapel

CCN - Routers - The Magical Mystery Music, discovered in a Scottish Church that was featured in the best-selling novel "The Da Vinci Code," has been discovered after almost 600 years.

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Funny story: Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will finish and record a lost Britney Spears song for release later this year, sources in the music industry are reporting.

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Funny story: Remaining Beatles to cover Mmmbop

Remaining Beatles to cover Mmmbop

The two remaining members of legendary pop band The Beatles will release a cover version of the Hanson song Mmmbop...

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Funny story: Princess Diana, bigger than Beatles, Jesus, Earth etc!

Princess Diana, bigger than Beatles, Jesus, Earth etc!

LONDON (Ass' press) - Organisers fear the giant London concert for Live Earth may be totally overshadowed by the continued wailing, moaning and gnashing of teeth surrounding the Diana memorial concert organised by the Princes Wil...

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Funny story: Gringo McCartney and Haley Mills name their solicitors

Gringo McCartney and Haley Mills name their solicitors

The worlds longest lasting marriage in show biz moves nearer to the divorce court today with both sides naming their legal representatives.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Geordie strumpet and porno star, Heather Mills McCartney, has said in a BBC interview that there are mighty forces ranged against her and that everybody's out to get her.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.

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Funny story: Beatles to Reunite

Beatles to Reunite

The Fab Four are set to please the fans and stage a comeback special at the Royal Albert Hall.

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