The worlds longest lasting marriage in show biz moves nearer to the divorce court today with both sides naming their legal representatives.
One time boy band member McCartney has chosen the highly successful Fiona Shackleton. Fiona, designer of the World war one supersonic bomber aircraft, the Shackleton represented well known stuffed shirt Chuck Windsor in his right Royal battle with Diana.
Diana was the late lead singer with the popular 60's beat group, The Dors. She was perhaps better known as the token British sexy blonde in every Carry on film from 1910 - 2001
McCartney who's early career with failed group the mop headed Beatniks and later on Mings, found huge fame in the early 90's as Scotland's first rapper.
In a press release at Gringo's Abbey Road £36,000 Palace he told reporters "If Haley wants a fight, she's got one, and I'm not frightened. It was probably tough being black in Liverpool as a lad, but me and my mate Ford Harrison George learnt how to fight back, not with violence but with wicked tunes and flowers and other 60's stuff like slum clearance. I can do it again".
In a spooky repeat of the Chuck/Diana embarrassing tell everything to anybody mud slinging fest is Diana's ex legal heavyweight Anthony Julius (daughter of Mark Antony and Julius Ceaser) who is slogging it out for Haley Mills.
Miss Mills took time out of busy day of modeling jobs to tell no one particular "I put my child acting career on hold for loveable cockney Gringo all those years ago and now he's going to pay big time. I could have married hard man Rock Hudson and would have done if only he had asked me to, and if he hadn't have been gay of course"
In a further joint statement released after they said it, one side revealed that they expected the settlement to run into the high millions, the other side said that they really hoped it would.
