Australia - Authorities in Queensland have issued a warning to local residents - and more importantly - tourists, to stay the heck away from cassowaries. The cassowary is a flightless bird with a blue head, standing six feet tall, weighing in at 1...
The leader of the conservative Liberal Party opposition in Australia's Federal Parliament has been embarrassed by a slip of the tongue during a visit to Afghanistan in which TV cameras caught him in discussion with the American commander of the alli...
A series of unfortunate printing mistakes has led to an Australian cook book having to be binned by Penguin Group Australia. £12,000 worth of copies of the Pasta bible had to be reprinted when the errors came to light. The first cookery cock-up...
Australia has been voted the Unluckiest Country In The World by a panel of experts specialising in assessing Bad Luck Events. A disastrous 12 months - in which the former colony suffered billions of pounds worth of damage after cyclones, floods an...
The population of Cairns, Townsville and the surrounding environs are coming to terms with being hit by the worst toothbrush related disaster in Queensland's history - beating the 1997 toothbrush flu epidemic where 25% of Queensland's toothbrushes ha...
After suffering the most terrible flooding in the history of Australia, Queensland are now being battered by a cyclone! The poor inhabitants of the state really don't know which way to turn after having their homes flooded, their belongings ruined...
Brisbane - (Biblical Proportions): Millions of deadly brown snakes, tiger snakes, red back spiders, funnel web spiders, box and Irukandji jellyfish have been destroyed in the recent deluge. The predators are often cited as one of the biggest turn-...
Eggheads in Germany at the Max Headroom Institute have identified that there might be implications of the Dioxin in eggs scandal far beyond the boundaries of Germany. A team of scientists has been sent to Australia in the latest bid to track down...
In fact they are crying so much there's talk of floods in Queensland! Yes, the mighty Australians are set to hand over the little earn after England delivered them an outback whipping. Gone are jokes such as: 'What does "Ashes" stand for? Another...
Australia: A QUEENSLAND man has described himself as "a bit of a monster" during his trial for assault outside a Melbourne strip club that left the victim critically injured. Christopher Gibbon, 28, of Brisbane, appeared at Melbourne's Crown Cour...
Toowomba, Australia-The man who married a dog here last month, now regrets his hasty actions. The dog he married is suing for divorce and asking for a princely sum in alimony. Although it was a seemingly pleasant relationship insiders say things w...
Townsville, Queensland - Thought to be extinct, since the 1970's, WikiLeaks, discovered by Australian national Julian Assange has been put on the endangered list. The WikiLeaks (Whistlus Blowerwus), native to Australia, is known to have been to Kenya...
During a rainy evening on an island off the Queensland coast in Australia a Koala Bear wandered in and asked for a jar of amber nectar. The barman, ever alert to some plot by the local cops to test his willingness to serve under age drinkers, aske...
A young British potato farmer and his book keeper wife are missing in Australia. Police fear they may be dead. The couple's Australian-based uncle, Sidney Bollocks, is helping police with their investigation. The couple, who disappeared into the b...
A British man holidaying in Australia charged with conducting a lewd act in a public place, has been found not guilty in a landmark case. Oliver Prestwick, from Bath, was arrested after complaints from a female member of the public that she had wi...
Tim Cahill, Everton's lucky number 17, has just been declared a Saint of Australia following his cracking first goal which put the Blues ahead of their Red counterparts. Having received a sublime pass from young Coleman, Cahill blasted the ball in...
Pope Benedict XVI has officially recognised Australia's first saint, Mary MacKillop, a Melbourne-born nun who worked with needy children more than a hundred years ago. Saint Sheila was canonised, not sodomised, with five others, including Brother...
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