London- For millenia now man has gazed upon the countless tiny acts of malice, the many varied crimes and atrocities committed, and has only been able to shake his head with a weary mystified resignation.
Chinatown - (Rioters): This weekend's celebrations of the Chinese lunar new year will see the crowning of awesome success for those born under the Pig sign as a sixty-year cycle ushers in the year of the Golden Pig.
Terminator is back. Fans have voted online with their mouse in deciding who should take the place of Arnold Schwarznegger in Terminator 4. This time that lovable Alien from Melmac is back with a vengeance. Frank Timel, the man who bo...
"We haven't the foggiest idea what that .. that, IDIOT was doing" one ski patrol rescue member said after California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed into a 50 foot Pine at 60 mph attempting to ski down the mountain on one leg IN...
NEW YORK - "No one will be killed, if you do as we say!" Roberto Alvarez heard these frightening words as someone behind him put a paring knife to his neck. Alvarez, a Planet Hollywood salad prep crew worker, was one of fourteen of the ki...
SAN JOSE, CA -- With a standing ovation Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to rural San Jose friday to kick off his "Give Me 50 Campaign" for using cleaner fuels like hydrogen and biodeisel along California's highways. After his speech...
"TOOKIE! He's HEE-ah!" aides report the California governor yelling, screaming for his life before plummeting head-first down 3 flights of stairs fleeing...
SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA (AP) In the final days leading up to the scheduled December 13th execution of Stanley "Tookie" Williams, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has changed his opinion about granting clemency several times. "At first I thoug...
At the gala, star-studded Academy Awards ceremony, Arnold Schwarzenegger received the coveted Oscar for the category of "Best Actor", for his acting role as Governor of California. When Schwarzenegger first began his term as governor, he knew less...
Death Valley, California---Liberal Warren Beatty has decided to debate Gubernator Arnold Schwarzenegger in an effort to enlighten the California and, by extension, national electorates on the special issues this country faces.
Sacramento: California governor and self-avowed 'manly-man" Arnold Schwarzenegger today vowed to veto a gay marriage bill which slipped past a lubricated California Legislature. Said Schwarzenegger, "Girls will be boys and boys will b...
Actor-turn-politician Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has vowed to leave his underwear in office, if his political days come to an end.
Sacramento, California -- California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, puffing on a cigar, has announced that under his new plan for streamlining state government, he will become the "Education Tzar" of California.
Not wishing to be called a 'girlie boy' by California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, but deeply sensitive to the confusion in the Ohio vote and vote count, President George W. Bush issued an executive order today calling for a new vote in...
Californians who log onto the new Megan's Law website, to find out whether their neighborhoods are safe from sexual offenders, may be surprised to find the photo, address and other information about California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger listed in...
Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.
Sacramento, CA - In a series of "meetings" reminiscent of his big screen action blockbusters, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger attempted to rid the state of what he refers to as "girlie men." Toting numerous pistols, rifles, shotguns, autom...
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