Terminator 4 - I Kill Me

Funny story written by Mike Elliott

Wednesday, 14 February 2007

Terminator is back. Fans have voted online with their mouse in deciding who should take the place of Arnold Schwarznegger in Terminator 4. This time that lovable Alien from Melmac is back with a vengeance. Frank Timel, the man who bought us those Blockbuster action movies such as 'Get out of my Taxi', 'Have a nice day', 'Operation 2.5', and 'Police Academy 54 out of Retirement' is directing this $5 billion epic action movie.

A leaked script says that Alf is sent back from the year 2515 by Future John Conner's half cousin's uncles great great great great grandson to protect John Conner's great great great great great Grandfather and his cat in the year 1885. Unfortunately Alf's time machine runs out of gas and gets stuck in the wild west while missing the train that he secretly created as a time machine.

Terminator 4 has a strong support cast including Napoleon Dynamite, Webster, Screech from TV's Saved by the Bell, Buddy from TV's Charles in Charge, Barney from TV's How I Met Your Mother, Fonzi from Happy Days, and Paul Pfifer from TV's Wonder Years.

The evil villian this time is Kenny from South Park. He is hoping that this movie will help resurrect his acting career.

Terminator 4 airs nationally on Halloween.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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