In a surprising campaign turnaround, President George W. Bush has cast himself as the ‘Peace Candidate' and has begun portraying Presidential hopeful John Kerry as a warmonger. "Folks don't realize how much of an old hippy I am," President Bush, wear...
A.Q. Khan, the ‘Father of Pakistan's Bomb' has reportedly suffered a heart attack, just two weeks after receiving a full pardon for selling Pakistan's nuclear secrets to anybody with fifty bucks and Mc Donald's gift certificate in their pockets. Appa...
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The loss of 2.2 million jobs in the United States since the beginning of the Bush Administration is actually a good thing, White House sources said yesterday. The "Outsourcing" of jobs to foreign countries, " Is just a new way of doing international...
President George Bush has released a statement accusing the Democratic Party in general and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry in particular of forcing him to go to war against Iraq. "As the American People know, I was against the war from the start,"...
Showing that once again his Administration has its finger on the pulse of America's War on Terrorism, President George W. Bush has proposed an $8.2 million dollar cut into building decontamination research on the same day that Ricin laced letters we...
President George W. Bush has devised a way to prove to the world that Saddam Hussein could have hidden Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq that still have haven't been found. In a speech this morning at the National Prayer Breakfast the President ann...
Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman has withdrawn from the Democratic Presidential Primaries, citing the fact that, "that nobody really likes me." as his reason for giving up. The announcement was anticipated by most major news organizations. The on...
President George Bush, encouraged by the Hutton probe in Great Britain, has ordered an Intelligence probe of his own into the failings of his Administration's ability to determine who in this world actually represents a gathering threat and who...
The US Army is getting ready to release it’s latest video training game. If I remember correctly, the working name of the game is “ Killing Arabs for Oil” or something like that. I’ve always thought that military video games were a great idea.. I mean, if war isn’t fun, what fun is it? The game is a semi-realistic depiction of Special Forces operations in an unnamed Arab country (Iraq) and allows...
The two United States Mars rovers, Opportunity and Spirit, have been involved in a head on crash on the Martian surface. The two sets of NASA mission specialists who control the different probes apparently got involved in game of "rover ch...
President Bush once again defended his decision to go war today in a news conference. "North Korea represented a gathering threat and we needed to stand shoulder to shoulder with our little yellow cousins in Seoul to show the evil di...
President George W. Bush has unveiled his novel plan to fix Social Security and Healthcare in the United States. The President was quoted as saying, " The plan is very simple. First, all the old and sick people vote for me, that's very important...
United States General Ricardo Sanchez has warned that the presence in Iraq of such terrorist masterminds as Abu Musad Zarqawi and Hasan Ghul are proof that the instability in the country are the direct fault of Saddam Hussein. " If S...
David Kay, Chief US Weapons Inspector, has blamed the Iraq War on a lack of adequate intelligence, namely George Bush's and his own, as well as every other official in the White House. "I don't know why everyone i...
Weapons Inspector David Kay has finally admitted what the rest of us have known all along...namely that Saddam Hussein really had no weapons of mass destruction. However, Mr. Kay has offered a convincing explanation as to how he could be so stup...
Massachusetts Senator John F. Kerry has won both the Iowa Caucus and the New Hampshire Primary, but a new contender is making surprising inroads in the presidential campaign. A small brown stain is rocketing up in the polls, exciting interest am...
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