The pigs became the conscience of the other animals and were led by Snowball Brown and David Napoleon along with a sycophant Nick Squealer who urged the other animals to embrace the new Tenets of Animalism with his eloquent grasp of voice while hiding his personal agenda. Catch up: Part 1 Their rise to power was made possible from the reflective and philosophical Old Major Blair whose prema...
The simplicity and blessed routine of the family farm took a hideous turn outside of Edinburgh when details emerged of an incredible event giving new meaning to hostile takeover. The end result was that a Donkey by the name of Benjamin Orwell Falkes was euthanized in response to a rampage that left a menagerie of dead beasties in its wake. The harsh reaction and quick manner of his disposition...
Warning: This article contains intelligent design and may not suit your hunger for sex and celebrity trash. In a seemingly desperate action to maintain funding for the self proclaimed world center of science the Royal Society has filed suit in ev...
In an effort to prove once and for all that evolution is the means of mankind's creation the Royal Society is challenging the religious community to a football match on what is billed as a neutral site; The Royal Society in London. The rules of t...
A former Christian, John Grant, who attended church as a small boy for years and went on to go to church regularly as an adult has admitted that he changed his views after reading Darwins Origin of Species and reading the bible in depth which he had...
DENVER, Colo - A scientist is mad because horse genes match his so closely, he suspects a horse is his father. According to my source, Dr. Mare, the genes of a wild Arabian have been completely decoded by the mad scientist, a Dr. Whinny. The work...
It is generally assumed that Charles Darwin taught that the "higher" forms have evolved from the lower ones, which in turn implies that evolution is only nature's way of implementing what mankind calls "progress." But Darwin thought no such thing...
A confab to streamline the search for the missing link and set criteria for the search has been convened by the leading evolutionary scientists in the world and will hold in the Indian city of New Delhi. The scientists are concerned that they do...
Professor Idris Dambusa claims to have found the missing link in the Theory of Evolution and believes his find will seal the argument and turn the theory into the Law of Evolution. The link, according to him, is in a man in his community known as Man-Monkey who is so disfigured by athritis and other bone disorders that he looks half-man and half-monkey. The extremely hairy man has long limbs an...
I choose to believe in God rather than in accidents (sorry, I mean evolution.) I have been in an accident before and I have seen a handful of other accidents. They is nothing nice or beautiful about accidents. If in doubt ask any survivor of a plane crash. What you see is the wreckage and nothing else. No order, no beauty, no purpose. It can not be an accident that some cells accidentally came...
A second 'missing link' fossil has been found in Germany within a few weeks of the first. This specimen is slightly older and not in anywhere near as good condition, but there are sufficient similarities to be sure the animal is the same species.
A Nigerian professor, Idris Dambusa, claims to have found the missing link in the Theory of Evolution and believes his find will seal the argument and turn the theory into a law. The link, according to him, is in a man so disfigured with athritis...
A scientist (name withheld) has made a major breakthrough in the theory of evolution - he has collected a legion of chimpanzees and intends to keep them until they become humans. Already the scientist is happy that the chimps are beginning to hobb...
For almost a century, scientists have fought against what they thought to be closedminded rural areas and their refusal to accept and teach the sound scientific theory of evolution. But new discoveries in the field of rural evolutionary biology have...
Researchers at the University of Lyef near Amsterdam were astounded today when, during their celebrations to mark Charles Darwin's 200th Birthday, they realised his Theory of Evolution is no longer similar to the original. Scientists were observing...
On the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles darwin and the 150th celebration of the publication of his Origin of the Species, subjects believed to be members of the British species expressed some interesting views on the beginnings of life on ea...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hoping to support Michael Behe's "piercing cry of intelligent design" with actual genetic evidence, Ann Coulter has vowed to donate her Adam's apple to science. Citing a "keen interest in real science," she pledged the genetic mat...
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